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Date Posted: Fri, Jul 28 2000, 20:56:57
Author: steve
Subject: A blonde's car breaks down



A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear
of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic
and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history
of this highway occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up. The
cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the
disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on
here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?"
asks the cop.

"Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

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