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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:35:25
Author: steve
Subject: Have you heard the one about.............................

Have you heard the one about.............................

A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink the barman gives
him his drink accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.
To his surprise a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great
tonight!" it said "you really look fantastic.... and that aftershave is
just wonderful"
The man is obviously a little confused but tries to ignore it. Realising
he has no cigarettes he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After
inserting his money another voice emits from the machine "you wanker ...
of my god you stink.... do you know you're almost as ugly as your
mother".
By now the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the barman for an
explanation. "Ah yes sir" the barman responds "The peanuts are
complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order"

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