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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:43:38
Author: steve
Subject: THREE MEN

THREE MEN
 
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital
 waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is an
 Englishman, one a Welshman and the other a West Indian.
 They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in
 these situations. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the
 double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives
 have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other."
 The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And",
 said the doctor, "They have all had little boys." The fathers are
 ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over. "However we
 do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the
 confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the
 nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and
 help identify them."
 With that the Englishman raced passed the doctor and bolted to
 the nursery.
 Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks
 saying, there's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!"
 The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the
 babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of
 West Indian descent."
 "That's a maybe", said the Englishman, "but one of the other two
 is fucking Welsh and I'm not taking the risk."
 
 

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