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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:45:35
Author: steve
Subject: WHAT

WHAT
 
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

Life sucks, I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I
Don't know what he looks like.

A truck carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus over-turned on the
Highway. The local newspaper reported that the onlookers were
"Stunned, overwhelmed, astonished, bewildered, and dumfounded."

One sperm says to the other, "How far is it to the ovaries?" The
Other one says, "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

A midget sidles up to a tall blonde and says, "Hey, what do you say
To a little fuck?"
She says, "Hello, you little fuck."

How are women and rocks alike?
You skip the flat ones.

Did you hear about the blind skunk?
It screwed a piece of s##t.

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get the remote.

What's the difference between Pee-wee Herman and O.J.?
It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.

I saw a bumper sticker on a pickup truck the other day that read,
"Jesus is my best friend."
Boy, the guy's dog must be pissed.
 
 

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