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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 14:12:18
Author: steve
Subject: A male pastor




A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the
restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing,
until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down
he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please
use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you
should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a
restroom!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a
naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig
leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the
top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole
place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went
to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
When I came in here, the place was hopping with music
and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I
went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping
again."

"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
pastor.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig
leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the
whole place. Now, how about a drink?"

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