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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 14:22:00
Author: steve
Subject: Two men

Two men


Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days
together, and they were getting a little testy. One
morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're
starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we
split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day
looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then
tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences
over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man
hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.
"Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a
stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a
crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I
watched deer come and drink from the stream. The
wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks
floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a
set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came
across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I
cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks,
and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon.
Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I
came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH
better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I
couldn't find her head."

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