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Date Posted: Wed, Jun 14 2000, 21:58:03
Author: steve
Subject: A young man finally




A young man finally won a date with the blonde female
of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his
apartment complex.

To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on
to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan
himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he
sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the
roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the
trade". But the young man was determined not to miss
his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and
wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and
the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner,
after which they went into the living room to watch a
movie.

During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn
started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went
into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of
milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk
and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing,
wandered into the kitchen to see him with his Johnson
immersed in a glass of milk.

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how
you guys load those things!"

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