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Date Posted: Tue, Jun 13 2000, 21:58:34
Author: steve
Subject: A woman




A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her
husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the
house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not
finding her husband.Listening again, she could
definitely hear moaning.

She went down to the basement to find her
husband,crouched in the corner facing the wall,
sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?"She asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us having sex when
you were 16?" he replied."And remember he said, I had
two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the
next 20 years in prison."

Baffled she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

"I would have gotten out today."

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