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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2000, 20:50:30
Author: TheRunaway
Subject: Womens Revenge

Q. What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
           A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

           Q. Why are men like public toilets?
           A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only ones left are
           full of shit.

           Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
           A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over
           them for life.

           Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
           A. Who cares?

           Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
           A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

           Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
           A. They can't stand criticism.

           Q. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
           A. 1. No mind.
           2. No business.

           Q. Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
           A. He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

           Q. Why do men name their penises?
           A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who
           makes all their decisions.

           Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
           caring, and good-looking?
           A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

           Q. Why do men like masturbation?
           A. Its sex with someone they love.

           Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
           A. The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

           Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
           A. A padded headboard.

           Q. How do men sort their laundry?
           A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

           Q. Why do men love computers?
           A. No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in.

           Q. What's the difference between a clitoris and a pub?
           A. 9 out of 10 men can find a pub.

           Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
           A. A woman would never accept a 3 inch floppy!!
           ...and a computer can turn a 3.5" floppy into a hard drive in a
           matter of seconds.

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