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Date Posted: Thu, Jun 15 2000, 22:25:19
Author: steve
Subject: There was a middle-aged couple




There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly
beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one
last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the Wife became pregnant and
sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby
boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his
new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the
ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that
he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then
he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been
fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."

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