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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2000, 20:45:06
Author: TheRunaway
Subject: Nuns

There were these three nuns that were killed in a traffic accident,and immediately sent to the Pearly Gates. As St. Peter was looking over their files, he said, "You ladies have been very good, but before I can let you in, you have to answer a question." So he asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first man that God created?" "Adam," she replied. The lights started flashing, music started playing, the angels started singing, and then two angels came out and gave the nun her halo and wings, and off she went into the Pearly Gates. Then St.Peter asked the second nun, "What was the name of the name of the first woman that God created?" "Eve," the nun said. And the lights started and two angels came out and gave the nun her halo and wings, and off she went into the Pearly Gates.
Then St. Peter asked the third nun, "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"The nun, clearly confused, started scratching her head, and replied,"Gee, that's a hard one." And the lights started flashing, the music started playing......

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