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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2000, 20:47:47
Author: TheRunaway
Subject: The Reporter

Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A
reporter who is strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy."Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies."Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy says. "Then what are you?" the reporter says.
"I'm a Cowboys fan!!!"
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook
and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."

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