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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2000, 20:54:10
Author: TheRunaway
Subject: Supplies

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are  hired at a  construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're
in charge of sweeping."  To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of
shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of  supplies." He then
says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent

in that there pile"

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns the pile of sand

is    untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The
Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he
wasa ina charge ofa suppliesa, but he hasa   disappeared and I no coulda finda
him nowhere."

The foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to
shovel this pile" The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldna get
meself a shoovel! Ye left the'   Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
couldna fin' him aither."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off  toward the pile of sand to look
for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile
of sand and yells.... SUPPLIES!!!

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