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Date Posted: Fri, Jun 16 2000, 21:50:25
Author: steve
Subject: Pleasing a Woman




Pleasing a Woman
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a
5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since
they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide
to go in.

The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy
to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's
inside."

The women start going up and on the first floor the sign
reads: "All the men here have it short and thin." The friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The
sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it
long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends
continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign
reads: "All the men here have it short and thick." They still
want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors
left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is
perfect: "All the men here have it long and thick." The women
get all excited and are going in when they realize that there
is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing,
they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
please a woman."

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