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Re: Ball

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LOUDMOUTH

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Date Posted: 04/14/04 4:59pm
In reply to: Switch Hitter 's message, "Re: Ball" on 04/14/04 3:52pm

>>>>My testicle gone astray was the least exciting thing
>>>>that happened that night.
>>>>
>>>>A drunk driver plowed into three cars parked out
>>front
>>>>- one of them being Paul's - and then hit some
>>>>scaffolding, and then fled. Everyone followed the
>>>>noise to his house and he was promptly arrested.
>>>>
>>>>At 3 AM Dr. Corn peed on our door while we hid like

>>>>scared children. I think he ended up in Mexico.
>>>>
>>>>At 9 AM I went to bed.
>>>>
>>>>>While eating a lovely Easter meal of baked ham,
>>>>>potatoes, green beans and yam I suddenly remembered
>>>>>that a lot of Saturday night had been spent looking
>>>at
>>>>>Mark with one ball hanging out of his pants.
>>>>>Why Mark? Why?
>>>Was is shaved? and did it have any scales on it?
>>
>>Ehwww, I didn't look that close!
>Dude, I totally hate when scales consume my nuts!!!
>Gotta get 'lotta lotion on them. You know I never did
>find the stash of crazy glue my roommate said he
>bought for me. Huh? What ever, You go Mark! And I'm
>talkin' downtown!!!
MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.MARK HAS ALIGATOR BALLS.

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