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Comedy Mark
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Date Posted: 05/ 6/04 4:23pm
In reply to:
slab of meat
's message, "Re: your new stapler" on 05/ 6/04 2:49pm
I actually went with the Swingline Classis (the first one). Ed made some great points about the chrome one, but I just couldn't get past the teeny dick syndrome. I guess I'm just not exciting.
>but, what about the stapler discussion...
>
>>Oh you poor little baby. You had to sit in a room
>>with some Mexican flags. Cinco De Mayo has nothing to
>>do with independence, so your protest was fucking
>>retarded.
>>
>>Cinco De Mayo is a good excuse to have some burritos
>>and get drunk. If you're too white to appreciate
>>that, then fuck off.
>>
>>>i was ine of 10% non-hispanic in a 90% mexican high
>>>school. i remember when i was a senior, and we had a
>>>cinco de mayo assembly. as a young angry gringo, i
>had
>>>to do something in protest. so i went to a french
>>>teacher, and asked to borrow the french flag for an
>>>hour. she didn't know what for but agreed to hand
>over
>>>the flag of the parrot pee drinking nation.
>>>when i walked in to that assembly, i proudly draped
>>>that flag around my shoulders and walked straight
>>>across the gymnasium floor straight to the quarantine
>>>section where they kept us white folk. not one silly
>>>mexican realized that i was donning that stupid flag
>>>in direct defiance of why they were celebrating thier
>>>stupid independence. the next day, my art teacher
>said
>>>that she thought it was funny. she got it. nobody
>else
>>>did. she also smoked 3 packs menthol 120's a day. she
>>>retired the next year. sad to say, she died the year
>>>after that of lung cancer.
>>>did i happen to mention that i hate the french more
>>>than i hate mexican teenagers?
>>>
>>>>Cinco de Mayo? Isn't that the same as the 4th of
>July
>>>>in Canada? What if the Canadians let all of us
>>bastard
>>>>"Yanks" run north to take their shitball jobs? We
>>>>could all hang American flags off of our tailgates
>or
>>>>lay them on our dashboards for one shitty day a
>year.
>>>>That would be swell! Maybe we could start gangs and
>>>>fuck up their peacefull cities. We wouldn't like the
>>>>"Barrios" we would be living in, but we would be too
>>>>fucking lazy to do anything about it. Then we could
>>>>just blame it on the white man. Fuck it! Lets all be
>>a
>>>>bunch of chili chokin' pepper bellies.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>YOU FOOLS, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE ARE LIVING IN THE
>>>>>FUTUTRE AND THAT MARK HAS ENOUGH CHANGE AROUND HIS
>>>>>HOUSE TO BUY THAT AWESOME CHROME STAPLER! JUST
>>>IMAGINE
>>>>>THE MESSAGE OF POWER THAT THINGS SENDS OUT WHEN YOU
>>>>>GET TO THROW IT AT YOUR SUPERIORS HEADS WHEN YOU
>>>BREAK
>>>>>DOWN AND GO NUTS! WELL, MAY BE THE MESSAGE ISN'T
>>>POWER
>>>>>AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT BE INSANITY.
>>>>>WITHER WAY, YOU COULD PRETEND IT'S A SPACESHIP WHEN
>>>>>YOU'RE BORED AT WORK. YOU COULD EVEN CARRY IT
>AROUND
>>>>>WITH YOU IN A LUNCH BOX, LIKE OLDE TIME
>CONSTRUCTION
>>>>>WORKERS IN THE CHARLE CHAPLIN SHORTS. FUCK ALL YOU,
>>>>>IT'S CINCO DE MAYO. RICE AND BEANS FOR EVERY ONE
>>>>>EXCEPT THE FRENCHIES!!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>for my money, mark, the comfort grip is the clear
>>>>>>winner in the stapler contest. but i was torn
>>>between
>>>>>>the comfort grip and the one with the
>staple-ometer
>>>>in
>>>>>>it.
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