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Date Posted: 05/ 6/04 2:49pm
In reply to:
Comedy Mark
's message, "Re: your new stapler" on 05/ 6/04 12:20pm
but, what about the stapler discussion...
>Oh you poor little baby. You had to sit in a room
>with some Mexican flags. Cinco De Mayo has nothing to
>do with independence, so your protest was fucking
>retarded.
>
>Cinco De Mayo is a good excuse to have some burritos
>and get drunk. If you're too white to appreciate
>that, then fuck off.
>
>>i was ine of 10% non-hispanic in a 90% mexican high
>>school. i remember when i was a senior, and we had a
>>cinco de mayo assembly. as a young angry gringo, i had
>>to do something in protest. so i went to a french
>>teacher, and asked to borrow the french flag for an
>>hour. she didn't know what for but agreed to hand over
>>the flag of the parrot pee drinking nation.
>>when i walked in to that assembly, i proudly draped
>>that flag around my shoulders and walked straight
>>across the gymnasium floor straight to the quarantine
>>section where they kept us white folk. not one silly
>>mexican realized that i was donning that stupid flag
>>in direct defiance of why they were celebrating thier
>>stupid independence. the next day, my art teacher said
>>that she thought it was funny. she got it. nobody else
>>did. she also smoked 3 packs menthol 120's a day. she
>>retired the next year. sad to say, she died the year
>>after that of lung cancer.
>>did i happen to mention that i hate the french more
>>than i hate mexican teenagers?
>>
>>>Cinco de Mayo? Isn't that the same as the 4th of July
>>>in Canada? What if the Canadians let all of us
>bastard
>>>"Yanks" run north to take their shitball jobs? We
>>>could all hang American flags off of our tailgates or
>>>lay them on our dashboards for one shitty day a year.
>>>That would be swell! Maybe we could start gangs and
>>>fuck up their peacefull cities. We wouldn't like the
>>>"Barrios" we would be living in, but we would be too
>>>fucking lazy to do anything about it. Then we could
>>>just blame it on the white man. Fuck it! Lets all be
>a
>>>bunch of chili chokin' pepper bellies.
>>>
>>>
>>>>YOU FOOLS, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE ARE LIVING IN THE
>>>>FUTUTRE AND THAT MARK HAS ENOUGH CHANGE AROUND HIS
>>>>HOUSE TO BUY THAT AWESOME CHROME STAPLER! JUST
>>IMAGINE
>>>>THE MESSAGE OF POWER THAT THINGS SENDS OUT WHEN YOU
>>>>GET TO THROW IT AT YOUR SUPERIORS HEADS WHEN YOU
>>BREAK
>>>>DOWN AND GO NUTS! WELL, MAY BE THE MESSAGE ISN'T
>>POWER
>>>>AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT BE INSANITY.
>>>>WITHER WAY, YOU COULD PRETEND IT'S A SPACESHIP WHEN
>>>>YOU'RE BORED AT WORK. YOU COULD EVEN CARRY IT AROUND
>>>>WITH YOU IN A LUNCH BOX, LIKE OLDE TIME CONSTRUCTION
>>>>WORKERS IN THE CHARLE CHAPLIN SHORTS. FUCK ALL YOU,
>>>>IT'S CINCO DE MAYO. RICE AND BEANS FOR EVERY ONE
>>>>EXCEPT THE FRENCHIES!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>for my money, mark, the comfort grip is the clear
>>>>>winner in the stapler contest. but i was torn
>>between
>>>>>the comfort grip and the one with the staple-ometer
>>>in
>>>>>it.
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