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Date Posted: 05/13/04 7:35pm
Mark:
I know that you have a new-found sex life, and are moving to your new fairyland/jungle/comedy/robot/comedy/ninja/rock n roll/comedy palace (o' fun), but I am sincerely concerned about the recent lack of forthwith world views and redundant pissing matches on the forum, and most importantly, the loss of new entries in your diary section. I feel that I must now take this opportunity to review your contract with your readers.
1). You must be funny AND awesome in the website at all times, with inattention to aforementioned website not to exceed one (1) week.
2). Aforementioned website SHALL NOT contain anything remotely useful to any reader or forum user in the course of their daily lives (note: this does not pertain to Mexican Ed, who only attempts to use the forum and is illiterate).
3). Any attempt at humor by persons using the alias "Sexual, Homer", "Guderian, Heinz and the Blue Notes", or "Meat, Slab of" shall be immediately and summarily ridiculed and the value of said comments lessened; whereby the author of such deleterious and shameful dribble will be forced into an odd and tormenting exile that will neither nurture, or even permit, any further attempts at said humor.
I hope for your sake, Mr. Sauerkraut, that this letter has been helpful in outlining your obligations to your readers; please remedy this lapse of awesome and funny with something remarkable...you owe it to the them...you owe it to us.
Yours Truly,
Boom Boom Le Tush, Esq.
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