| Subject: Re: This website is not the palace of fun |
Author:
John Basedow
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Date Posted: 05/14/04 7:29am
In reply to:
Biggest Asshole in the World
's message, "This website is not the palace of fun" on 05/13/04 7:35pm
Although your handle is appropriate, I find that "Mike" just rolls off the tongue a little easier.
>Mark:
> I know that you have a new-found sex life, and are
>moving to your new
>fairyland/jungle/comedy/robot/comedy/ninja/rock n
>roll/comedy palace (o' fun), but I am sincerely
>concerned about the recent lack of forthwith world
>views and redundant pissing matches on the forum, and
>most importantly, the loss of new entries in your
>diary section. I feel that I must now take this
>opportunity to review your contract with your readers.
>1). You must be funny AND awesome in the website at
>all times, with inattention to aforementioned website
>not to exceed one (1) week.
>2). Aforementioned website SHALL NOT contain anything
>remotely useful to any reader or forum user in the
>course of their daily lives (note: this does not
>pertain to Mexican Ed, who only attempts to use the
>forum and is illiterate).
>3). Any attempt at humor by persons using the alias
>"Sexual, Homer", "Guderian, Heinz and the Blue Notes",
>or "Meat, Slab of" shall be immediately and summarily
>ridiculed and the value of said comments lessened;
>whereby the author of such deleterious and shameful
>dribble will be forced into an odd and tormenting
>exile that will neither nurture, or even permit, any
>further attempts at said humor.
> I hope for your sake, Mr. Sauerkraut, that this
>letter has been helpful in outlining your obligations
>to your readers; please remedy this lapse of awesome
>and funny with something remarkable...you owe it to
>the them...you owe it to us.
>
>
> Yours Truly,
>
> Boom Boom
>Le Tush, Esq.
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