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The Critic
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Date Posted: 23:54:48 04/18/02 Thu
Wiping the tears from my eyes from the movie i couldnt help but fidget with my friends power windows as i began to play "window-goes-up, window-goes-down, window-goes-up, window-goes-down, window-goes-up..." so forth and so on....
then i began to wonder besides what was on my mind at the moment (britney spears in underwear)
What is it about HUMAN NATURE, where we have to replace EVERY LITTLE PHYSICAL ACTION with CONVENIENCE? When we have developed a TREADMILL to the FRONT DOOR and an automatic WIFE-FUCKING-AND-BEER-DRINKING machine, will we be CONTENT? When do we finally stop throwing MONEY at PHYSICAL LABOUR?
Top ten reasons why POWER WINDOWS on cars SUCK:
1)They don't work when the engine is off.
2)They cost more.
3)They are more likely to break than your arm.
4)They weigh cars down with more unnecessary crap.
5)They give the driver a sense of power, with thedriver's stupid fucking MASTER CONTROL PANEL.
6)They feature heavily in bad 80s movies, usually accompanied by drivers with mullets and aviator sunglasses.
7)They make stupid sounds.
8)Passengers always remember to shut their windows AFTER the engine has been turned off.
9)They encourage kids to play "window-goes-up, window-goes-down, window-goes-up, window-goes-down, window-goes-up..." muahahaha
10)They contribute to a growing proportion of fat-gutted, middle-aged, balding white-collar commuters with weak biceps who can't travel 200 metres down the FUCKING STREET at lunch-time without taking their stupid FUCKING FORDS.
Lazy people sicken me (see first post) they all should be shot and and made to watch save by the bell back to back...
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