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Date Posted: 18:42:13 05/11/02 Sat
Author: Candy
Subject: About that Volcano...spoiler
In reply to: Go 's message, "I'm LMFAO @ this entire thread. I loved the *ridiculous nerd* comment Candy. I was IMing with Lafaux while I was watching this ep and I was so disgusted. Up until then I was pretty used to his lies but I think he took it wayyyy too far when he told her that Nelly wanted the baby back. IMO that was worse than the DBL itself. I’m willing to join in the effort to throw his @ss into the volcano or in the river with a rock tied to his legs. Whatever works...." on 07:02:32 05/11/02 Sat

I don't think the volcano is punishment enough, however being shipwrecked on a deserted island with the hag for a few months might do the trick. I can see Todd now being chased hither and yon by that horny shrew screaming "SCREW ME TODD LIKE YOU DID BLAIR...dribble, dribble....sniff, SNORT" till he finally decides swimming for it would be a piece of cake compared to the shit he's had to endure (he'd rather take his chances with sharks, barracudas and a few albatross.. he's had to deal with the human equivalent of all three anyway,~*> TeaUGH) he swims and swims with no land in sight, when all of a sudden kerplow a blow to the head by an outrigger canoe. (two guys practicing for the annual Starrbucks channel canoe race, all pissed off cause they lost the previous year for the same reason) They reluctantly rescue Todd, taking him to the closest medical facility (which happens to be a grass hut in a village on an outer island founded by a bunch of hula dancing doctors) Todd wakes up without a clue who he is but regains his health, the villagers teach him all they know and Todd Manning ends up becoming the most famous King Kamehameha hula dancer in the Kodak Hula Review EVER!!, Gets to blow the conch shell and everything....to be continued

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[> [> [> Ohhh more! More! I'm on the edge of my seat Candy! This is ten times better than Gary's shit! -- ladyday, 20:04:00 05/11/02 Sat


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[> [> [> [> not much more to the story except Todd remembers who he is after the sound the conch shell makes triggers a horrible memory of TeACK blowing her nose. -- Candy, 20:49:53 05/11/02 Sat


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[> [> [> Candy, I love this scenario! -- Lafaux, 21:07:27 05/11/02 Sat


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[> [> [> [> to bad GT only goes with the bizarre and ridiculous, the least he could do is make it "HA HA HA HO HO" funny. Todd in a hula get up is no more ridiculous than that stupid doll, so why not? -- Candy, 07:19:33 05/12/02 Sun


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[> [> [> That is too funny!! -- DaJ, 10:20:35 05/12/02 Sun

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