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Date Posted: 20:18:56 01/11/04 Sun
Author: BV
Subject: O'Neill as ingenue; maybe he was Michael Jackson
In reply to: Don 's message, "O'Neill as ingenue" on 17:30:31 01/11/04 Sun


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States.

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