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Date Posted: 19:49:47 01/31/04 Sat
Author: Shell
Subject: The creation of the boob

Seven wise men smarter than shit, decided to make a
pair of tits.

First was a miner who came from the ground, Grabbed
a shovel and made two mounds.

Next was a sculptor after being soothed, With skillful
hands he made them smoothed.

Third was a mattress maker who was a bit sleazy, But
worked on the boobs to make them squeezy.

Fourth came a tailor who could tuck and nip, At the
top of it he made a tip.

Fifth was a farmer that gave them milk, Coming from
the tip smooth as silk.

Sixth was a father that burst out and said, "If she
feeds the kids, I stay in Bed!"

Finally was a pimp who said with some spit, after licking
and sucking "This is definitely a tit!"

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