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Teller Machine

Author:
Rick

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Date Posted: 11:02:17 10/01/02 Tue

Teller Machine

Please note that the Harter Bank is installing new
"Drive-through" teller machines.
Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable customers to use this new facility the following
procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Put down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Put window up
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Set parking brake, put the window down
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5 Turn the radio down
6 Attempt to insert card into machine
7 Reaching as far as possible, attempt to insert card into
machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of checkbook
19 Re-check make-up
20 Drive forwards 2 feet
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male
drivers queuing behind.
25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.
27 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
28 Release Parking Break.

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Subject	Author	Date
Hehehe, very sexist but I spose a lil true also. :) (NT)	Ashley	12:48:02 10/01/02 Tue
My thought exactly! Some "signs" inside. -- Trevor/TJ, 17:40:43 10/02/02 Wed