Create a New Forum Admin Login Member Login Contribute to Voyager Search VoyForums Help Desk VoyForums Exchange VoyForums Directory/Categories VoyForums Homepage VoyForums News FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2 ]

Subject: Confucius Says: Author: Rick [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 05:34:12 03/09/03 Sun Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Confucious say it take square ass to shit a brick. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. House without toilet is uncanny. Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement. To make egg roll, push it. To prevent hangover stay drunk! War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself. Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands. Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus. Man who run in front of car get tired. Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose. People who make Confucius joke speak bad English. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Subject Author Date Good one Rick. Trevor/TJ 10:32:09 03/09/03 Sun If "Aunt Martha's Letter" ... -- Warren C. E. Austin, 07:42:40 03/11/03 Tue