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Date Posted: 15:49:11 03/04/02 Mon
Author: Oldster Lion
Author Host/IP: qam1b-sif-86.monroeaccess.net / 12.27.214.87
Subject: Re: The Test Results Analyzed
In reply to: Herb 's message, "Re: The Test Results Analyzed" on 10:10:30 03/04/02 Mon

It was also called "flattop" wax in those days. It was a hideous pink and came in a small jar. With that crap in your hair, you had the same protection as one would have if you were wearing a kevlar crash helmet. The down side is should you sleep with that stuff in your hair, and you managed to muss your hair anyway, you looked like an orgasmic porcupine for at least a week.

I had one young girl become highly aroused once while wearing that garbage. She ran her fingers through the stubble atop my cranium and I was forced to try to explain what had happened to her highly enraged parents as the father and mother attempted to extricate her digits from my ducktail-to-be. I was really concerned when he tried to shave her fingers free and the razor got caught as well. I cannot say for certain how she was freed. I passed out shortly after he cryptically said to the girl's mother, "Get the power saw," and Mom giggled in eager retaliatory anticipation.

I never dated that girl again and it took three years to lose the name "Baldy of the TRUE flat top."

Me be that age ever again? HELL NO! I barely survived that age as it was and the warrants may become effective again.

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