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Date Posted: 12:50:38 05/31/02 Fri
Author: Cari
Subject: Friday humor from Tweety

I got this in email from Tweety, sweet lady that she is. Even though it is a touch risque, it made me laugh so much that I couldn't resist posting it.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she
came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.
Because it is Soooooo much cheaper. So, I figure that if I
have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"

Somehow this seems like a joke some of the guys from here might pull on wife or girlfriend.

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Too late...menopause...but would have if I could have...tee hee!! nt -- Oback, 13:48:56 05/31/02 Fri