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Date Posted: 18:25:08 05/30/02 Thu
Author: WE67
Subject: A Funny

A man walked into an ice cream shop...

Man: I'd like some chocolate ice cream.

Scooper: I'm sorry sir, but we're out of chocolate. Would you like something else?

Man: No, I really wanted some chocolate ice cream.

Scooper: I'm sorry, but we don't have that. Would you like to try a different flavor?

Man: Um... are you sure you couldn't find some chocolate ice cream in the back?

Scooper: I'm positive we don't have any. How about a different kind of ice cream?

Man: No, the only kind of ice cream I like is chocolate. Are you sure you don't have any?

Scooper: Look, Mister, can you spell the “van” in vanilla?

Man: V-A-N.

Scooper: Can you spell the “straw” in strawberry?

Man: S-T-R-A-W.

Scooper: Can you spell the “frick” in chocolate?

Man: But there is no “frick” in chocolate!

Scooper: That's what I've been trying to tell you!

:-)

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