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Date Posted: 08:51:56 05/10/02 Fri
Author: Sela
Subject: "A Valuable Lesson" Joke

"Happy Joke Friday!"
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap.
Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continue to read her book.

Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says."Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies, thinking " isn't that
obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing.Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape,"
says the woman.

"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true," says the woman, "But you have all the equipment."

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

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