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Date Posted: 11:03:39 05/10/02 Fri
Author: -.-
Subject: What If God Smoked Cannabis?

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What If God Smoked Cannabis?

If God had long hair and wears fake leathers
And His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Will you believe He is the Father in heaven

And yeah, yeah... God is all good
Yeah, yeah... is from da hood
Yeah, yeah,... yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Party's with the gays and dykes
And smokes every day and night

When God made this earth in the beginning
Did He plant any seeds, or did He sprayed them over
For Adam and Eve, so they'd be hungry
For the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah, yeah... He loves Thai stick
Yeah, yeah... the one with no seeds
Yeah yeah... yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis
Will He dig Cypress Hill or Elvis
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in Heaven on His throne

And when the saints go marching home
He just sits there and smokes a bowl
God... can you please pass me the bong?...

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