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Date Posted: 20:23:49 04/14/03 Mon
Author: Chaos
Subject: Re: The best! Simply the *best*.
In reply to: panasonic 's message, "Re: The best! Simply the *best*." on 16:20:52 04/14/03 Mon

This really is better when I say it.. they all have voices...

*ahem* And now I present, Chaos' version of the United Nations


The First World countries are all playing in the sandbox. The USA is trying to control the game, and so far succeeding.
"We're going to play my way, or I'm taking all my toys with me!" proclaims the US, threatening to go home with all its money, trades goods and influence.
Britian grovels, "No! Don't go USA! I'll play with you, I'll play what ever you want!"
France scoffs Britain, "You're weak. I don't agree with your methods of play, USA. I don't feel they're properly justified."
Germany nods in agreement.

From an approaching vector, the First World countries can hear a loud noise; like something really big coming. France turns to see, and points. Everyone groans.
Germany shakes its head, "Great, here comes Canada. Doesn't Canada know its too big to play in the sandbox?"
Britain looks smug, "Good thing we gave it sovereignty all those years ago, sure would suck having Canada tagging along all the time," casting a smirking glance at USA.
USA lowers its head, trying to hide from its dorky tag along.

"Hi guys! Can I play too?" Canada asked, hopefully, trying to be cool.
USA turned and narrowed its gaze, "Only if you let us use your soldiers."
Canada rubbed the back of neck, "Well, I dunno... I just got them.. they're still kinda new... i don't really want them to get all bent and broken."
USA crossed its arms, "Well, if we don't get to play with your soldiers, you have to give us free stuff. Like water, wood, fossil fuels and 85% of all your trade."
Canada kicks the dirt, "Gosh, you guys drive a hard bargin... I dunno..."
France and Germany stand up, and Fracne speaks, "Now, you're asking too much USA! I'm leaving."
Germany sticks out its tongue, "Me too!"
USA calls out to the retreating countries, "You guys suck! I'm going to boycott you! You'll rue the day you messed with the USA!"
Britain, leaps about, "Yeah! You heard the USA! Rue the day! Boycott!" Britain turns to the USA, "Man, you're so cool! I'm totally with you! I don't even care if my citizens don't like the idea! i don't care if my soldiers die for your lame ass cause!"
USA claps Britain on the shoulder, "Good show! I'm glad we worked out the whole Revolutionary war between us. Its time to let bygone be bygones." USA turns to Canada, "And what about you?"
Canada shuffles its feet in the dirt, "I don't think so. I think I'm just going to go home. I'll, uh, give you a call later. Bye guys."
And Canada leaves Britain and the USA, two of its most historically important allies, to plot the destruction of the stupid head Third World country, Iraq, who has apparently been pestering the USA for years.

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