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Date Posted: 16:17:27 06/22/04 Tue
Author: Rue
Subject: A Few Words With...
In reply to: "The Hitman" 's message, "Hometown Hero" on 20:06:18 06/11/04 Fri


~We go backstage where Smackdown! correspondent Rue is standing by.~ Hey there SD! Fans, I’m Rue, and I’m standing by with the one, the only, the sexiest man in UCW… ~She licks her lips.~ The GREAT One… The ROCK!











~The camera then pans out to reveal her to be standing side by side with the People’s Champion! Rock licks his lips, standing there in his ring gear, looking down at her, giving her the once over before speaking.~ Heeeeeeey there mama… You digging The Rock, aren’t you? ~Rue nods her head yes, looking him up and down, running a hand over his chest.~ IT DOESN’T MATTA IF YOU’RE DIGGING THE ROCK… because The Great One’s already got a mama back here somewhere, and she ain’t you, beyaaaatch!

~Rue jumps back in surprise, beginning to fume.~

Rock: Whoaaaaaaaa there girl, don’t take it personally, The Rock’s just messin’ with ya! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, The Rock means it… he wants to mess with ya… got any whipped cream back here, by any chance?

~Rue perks a brow, warming back up to him.~ Well, I coul—

~He interrupts her.~ The Rock SAID he’s taken woman, GET! ~He waves her off.~

~Rue now releases a LOUD “UGH” before slamming the mic to his chest and storming off.~

~Rock watches her leave with a brow raised, and then speaks into the mic.~ Daaaaayum, homegirl’s got BACK! ~He then looks into the camera.~ But for now… FIIIIIINALLY… The Rock… Haaaaaaas come BACK… to the home of the Calgary FLAAAAAAAAMES!

~The crowd ROARS~ Yeah, Babaaaay! Calgary… Where The Rock played Pro Football… well, almost… Damn Stampeders, look at me now, I’M RICH, BEYATCHES!

~He winks into the camera.~ Donnie J, you may actually say it, but The Rock IS it, and right here tonight in COW TOWN The Rock--

~Rock is then interrupted by…~














~… Kurt Angle, who takes the mic from Rock and finishes his line.~ And Kurt Angle are gonna WHUP your CANDY ASSES! WOOOOOOO!

~Rock stands in place, staring at his hand which is now mic-less, and then up to Kurt with a brow raised as Kurt looks back, nodding with a big goofy smile across his face.~

Kurt: Hey Rock… ~Waves.~

~Rock remains still, eyes wide, and then snatches the mic back.~ Give The Rock that back, fool! Just… just… just WHAT in the red, white, and BLUE Heeeeeell do you think you’re doin’, Opey!?

~Kurt wags his finger at Rock, shaking his head with a chuckle before taking a mic from a stagehand.~ Good one, Rock. It’s good to have you back… and not that Rock that tried to screw me at WrestleMania 19, but this Rock, The People’s Champion… The Rock that I’m honored to call my partner tonight.

Rock: Whooooooa, whoa, whoa, hold up, and back up. The Rock didn’t try to screw you, The Rock went for the gold…

Kurt: Hey, it’s cool Rock, water under the bridge. We’re “homies” now, word? Plus, I beat you anyhow, so what does it matter?

~Rock blinks.~ You WHAT? Oh heeeeell nah! You didn’t bea The Rock…

Kurt: Yes I did.

Rock: No you didn’t!

Kurt: But I did.

Rock: Nuh Uh!

~Kurt nods.~ I whupped your butt, Rocky. It’s True.

Rock: It’s not true!

Kurt: It’s DAMN True.

~Rock is speechless, and after a few moments, he nods his head.~ Yeah you did, didn’t ya? ~He laughs.~ And THAT’S why The Rock knows… AND THE ROCK MEANS… he knows that right here tonight, in Calgaaaaryyyyy… The Rock and Kurt Angle are going to style and profile all over Evolution’s CANDY ASSES! ~He pulls back.~ IF YA SM—

~Kurt interrupts him.~ SMEEEEEEEELLLALALALAAAAAA… What Your Olympic Gold Medallist… IIIIIIIIS COOOKI-

~Rock slaps Kurt upside the head, staring at him with eyes wide.~

~Kurt looks down to the floor with his hands on his hips.~ Sorry… it’s just so fun…

~We then go to a commercial break with Rock looking down on Kurt, People’s eyebrow raised.~

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