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Date Posted: 20:06:18 06/11/04 Fri
Author: "The Hitman"
Subject: Hometown Hero


-The lights in the arena go out as pink and black smoke begins to fill the ramp way, and the fans then EXPLODE as the Hart Foundation’s theme blasts over the speakers! Every fan in the Saddledome jump to their feet and turn their attention to the top of the stage as not the Hitman, but the World Champion appears, Jesse Hart!-














-The fans immediately BOOM with boos as Hart walks out sporting a Hitman leather jacket, Hitman sunglasses, holding his arms out to his side with the championship strapped firmly across his waist. He makes his way down to the ring and walks around it, placing the sunglasses on the head of a young child. He then enters the ring and goes from side to side, leaning chest first across each set of ropes with his arms to his side, playing to the crowd before taking a mic and waiting out the boos before speaking.-


Hart: Well, well, well… the Sheriff has come home! -The fans continue to boo VERY loudly.- Oh, come on now… you can do better than that, I saw how you popped for those second rate Calgary Flames, how ‘bout showing a little respect for a REAL champion?


-The fans BOOM with boos, quickly breaking out into a chant of “LET’S GO FLAMES!! LET’S GO FLAMES! LET’S GO FLAMES!”-


Hart: There you go! Now switch up Flames for Hart, and show the world just how passionate Calgary is!


-The fans continue to chant for their heroic hockey team, blowing the roof off of the building!-


Hart: Passionate you are… smart, you are not. The Flames LOST, people… second place, NO Stanley Cup… so get over it and pay attention, because you’re in the presence of the single GREATEST World Champion in the history of the business! And no, I’m not talking about Bret, he may be the best there WAS, but because as of now, after all that I’ve proved in the past three years, Jesse Hart is the best there IS… and the best there ever WILL be!


-The fans now abandon their Flames chant and begin to chant “YOU SOLD OUT!! YOU SOLD OUT!! YOU SOLD OUT!!”-


Hart: I didn’t sell anything… except for multi-million dollar motion pictures that all of you and all of the people around the world shell out the big bucks to see, all up to and including tomorrow night’s opening of “The Chronicles of Riddick!” Oh, and did I forget to mention your tickets for Smackdown! tonight? Yeah, I sold those too, because I AM this show! I AM UCW, and I AM Sports Entertainment!

Hell, I even sell the RAW tickets, and people go and sit through that second rate show just on the odd chance that the REAL World Champ might show up! What, Mark, did you actually THINK that people have been showing up to see the lame-ass over the hill “Undertaker?” Pffffft, give it up already! And don’t even get me STARTED on their supposed “champion”, or else we’ll be here all night.

Rather, why don’t we talk about last week, or better yet, let’s take a look.


-The Smacktron lights up and we see the replay of Jesse’s Hart Stomp on Kurt Angle last week, followed up by the absolute mugging of John Cena and Kurt Angle at the hands of Chris Benoit.-


Hart: The rumors are true, my long-time good friend Chris Benoit is now EXCLUSIVE to Smackdown! Raw can have Chris Jericho, Athene, and even Lance Storm, because here on Smackdown!, we only entertain the BEST! And Chris Benoit is one of the absolute best that this business has to offer, and not only is he exclusive to Smackdown!, but he’ll be here live and in person TONIGHT!


-The fans boo loudly as Hart continues.- Furthermore, Kurt Angle, come King of the Ring, what Chris Benoit did to you last week will be NOTHING compared to what I’m going to do to you, because I’m—


~Hart is then interrupted as “I Don’t Suck!” blasts over the speakers, and moments later, the crowd cheers LOUDLY as Kurt Angle appears!~












~Angle marches down the ramp with a cold expression spread across his face. Once in the ring, he takes a mic and gets right up in Hart’s face, beginning to speak.~


Angle: You make me SICK, Jesse Hart! You come out here in your hometown, in front of your family, friends, and everyone that helped you get to where you are today, and what do you do? You SPIT in all of their faces! And what’s even more disgusting, you SPIT in your father’s face! Now I don’t give a good God DAMN what you have against Bret Hart as a father, Calgary as a city, but what I DO give a damn about, is the mockery that you’re making out of the World Championship, and more importantly, the legacy of Bret “The Hitman” Hart, the WRESTLER!


~The crowd breaks out into an “ANGLE!” chant as Jesse cocks his head to the side, adjusting the leather jacket as he hears Angle out with a confident smirk spread across his lips before speaking.~


Hart: Now listen Angle, the relationship between Bret and myself—


~Angle cuts him off.~ Shut the hell up, and wipe that smirk off our face you self-centered SON OF A BITCH!! ~Angle’s face becomes beat red as he bumps chests with Hart, backing the champion into a corner, speaking directly in his face.~ Now you and I have a date at the King of the Ring for the World Championship that I made famous, and I’ll deal with Chris Benoit soon enough… but for tonight, I’m not out here in Calgary… Alberta, Canada for that World Championship, I’m out here to KICK YOUR FREAKIN’ BUTT!!


~The crowd EXPLODES as Jesse shakes his head no, refusing!~


Hart: You don’t have the TIME, Angle! You’ve already got a match tonight! A BIG one… so BACK OFF!

Angle: SCREW YOU! ~Angle grabs Hart by the collar of the leather jacket, but he back off as they’re interrupted by…









so, you think you’re untouchable?
WORD LIFE!






-“Basic Thuganomics” which rapes the speakers, and moments later, there appears the Doctor himself, John Cena! Cena comes out sporting a Miika Kiprosauf Calgary Flames hockey jersey, mic in hand.-


Cena: YOOOOO, YOOOOO, YOOOOOOO, YOOOOOOO, YOOOOO!! Kill it.. Kill it… and while you’re at it, Kurt, Kill HIM!


-He sends a pointed glare over at Hart, popping the crowd.-


Nah, nah, nah… you know what, Kurt, after last week, I respect you dog, and I’m hopin’ it’s returned. Now, that bein’ said, I’m gonna have to ask you to take a step back and cool it, chill my man…

What? You didn’t think I’d just take last week in stride and move on did’ya? Oh HEEEEELL Nah! We done got our ASSES beat last week Kurt, and I ain’t doooooown for that shiiiiiiiiit!!


-Cena hops onto the apron, entering the ring.-


Angle, like the man said, you’re busy tonight, and you guys got yourselves a date at the Pay-Per-View… so how ‘bouts tonight, right here in the home of Staaaaampeeeeede where I cut my teeth… -The crowd pops.- Why don’t ya let the Doctor make this shithead D.O.A!


-The crowd pops LOUDLY, with Hart shaking his head no, and Angle watching on, still red faced.-


Hart: You didn’t EARN a title shot, Cena, and you’re not gonna GET one!


Cena: And I’m not ASKIN’ for one, am I? All I’m sayin’, booooooy, is that your ass, is gonna meet my pumped up KICKS… that is, if you’ve got the… -He reaches down low, grabbing at his own crotch!-


-The crowd begins to egg Hart on, punking him out!-


Hart: FINE, Cena, FINE! You and me, right here tonight, one on one! But don’t get any ideas Cena, you’re nowhere even near my LEAGUE, so this strap… is off limits.

-Cena and Hart stand toe-to-toe, but Angle has had enough and swoops in behind the champion, taking him up and over with the Olympic Slam!!-

~Kurt then flashes the Hart Foundation sign above his head, nodding to Cena before dropping down to the mat and rolling to the outside, making his way to the back!~

-The crowd is cheering loudly as Hart sits up on his knees with his back arched in pain, and Cena leans over in front of him, waving his hand in front of his face before exiting the ring himself, and we go right into the Smackdown! opening!

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