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Date Posted: 02:41:08 07/30/05 Sat
Author: Carlito & Marie-Claude
Subject: Battle of the Talk Show Hosts
In reply to: Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit 's message, "KOTR Qualifying Match" on 01:00:47 07/19/05 Tue






~We head backstage and catch up with Carlito, who is walking along a hallway, tossing an apple up and down in his hand, grinning and talking to himself about how great his Cabana was.~









~He is then forced to a halt as Marie-Claude steps up in front of him, her jaw set and hands on her hips.~ Not cool? Let me tell you something, monsieur... I am Parisian, we DEFINE "cool".


~Carlito looks at her funny.~ "I'm Carlito... and Carlito knows cool... not you.

~Marie shakes her head with a chuckle.~ "I'll tell you what Parisians define even more... fashion. And you, monsieur, are a fashion disast-air." ~She pulls on the collar of his shirt.~ "Dese tacky shirts aren't even stylish on a tourist in Hawaii."

~Carlito's eyes grow wide in shock, and he shakes his head, stumbling on his words.~ "Well... well... well... listen to me, you hairy little woman... you can talk da talk, but Carlito, he walks da walk. Carlito's Cabana was a hit, da number one talk show in all of UCW... in all of da WORLD. La Cabana has palm trees, hammocks, and apples... da's WAY more cool than a stupid coffee shop!”

Marie smiles politely~ Oh, I will not deny dat you had a good show tonight. But one ting dat you WILL learn, is dat I will always, always top you, no matter 'ow good "de Cabana" is. ~She gives him a smug smirk, crossing her arms delicately over her chest.~ "You just wait, monsieur, and see de guests dat MARIE 'as tonight."

~Carlito narrows his eyes at her.~ "Carlito had da first Raw superstar to jump to Smackdown... you can't top that." ~He shakes his head emphatically.~

~Marie grins.~ "Oui monsieur. If you say so." ~She practically cackles as she shakes her head, walking away from Carlito.~

~He watches her go and takes an angry bite of his apple, looking around for somebody to spit it on, but no one is there, so he swallows it even angrier.~

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