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Date Posted: 02:59:18 04/06/05 Wed
Author: Batista vs Sean O'Haire
Subject: Battle of the Titans
In reply to: Live From Baltimore, Maryland 's message, "Brand Monday Night Raw" on 01:41:03 03/27/05 Sun


The sounds of a Wall Street bell, and the theme "Longhorn" come on the speakers first, bringing out John Bradshaw Layfield, to JR's disgust. JBL walks down to the ringside area, dressed in a suit and tie and gives Ross a hard slap on the back, then picking up a headset.


"Well Hullo there, Jim! Looks like you had a free spot here, due to Randy Orton's little talk with Piper earlier, so I came down to help you out with things. You know, we're good like that in Texas, unlike you snake eatin' backass Oklahoma inbreds!"

JR: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm joined by the esteemed John Bradshaw Layfield, who...surprise of surprises, doesnt have a match this week either. Why are we paying you again?"

JBL: "Hell, it looks like to do the job Roddy couldnt tonight!" Bradshaw puts his hat on the desk and laughs heartily. "What I came down here to do, however, was get a good look a things as well. The Dynasty is going nose to nose and what kind of competitor would I be, to not want some valuable scouting time? You see, JR, I cover ALL of the angles, not just what's directly in front of me. I made my money by doing the exact same thing, as you'll see soon enough."


"Dyskrasia" by the Kidney Thieves comes on the speakers first, setting the crowd up with some surprising pops, as Batista gives a slow jog from the backstage area and onto the apron. He bounces up and down for a moment, getting his blood flowing and crouches to flex his arms. Right as he does, he's blindsided by a Sean O'Haire double axe handle to the back!

JBL: "Now THAT is covering an angle too, Sean O'Haire knows his partner well enough to scout his entrance, and the exact time where he's most vulnerable."

JR: "Well give the man an apple, good going here, Captain Obvious..."

JBL: "Keep it up Ross, and I'll show you exactly what I do to Okie pigs with my apples."


O'Haire goes right on the assault on his partner and sends a volley of punches to him from behind. Sean surprises the crowd by beating Batista down the ramp and into the ring apron. He then delivers a knee to his midsection and rolls him into the ring. O'Haire leaps to the apron and climbs inside, as the bell finally rings. Earl Hebner presides over this one and gives Sean a verbal warning for the assault. O'Haire gives him a head nod and goes right back to the assault on Batista, standing him up by the hair and then delivering a roaring elbow that almost caves the Demon's jaw in! Batista falls into the corner, as Sean goes right back to work on him, sending shot after shot to his face and midsection.

JR: "Sean O'Haire is one of the most relentless competitors that I've ever seen on Raw. If he smells a kill, he goes right after it, even on his own partner."

O'Haire goes for an Irish whip into the other side, but Batista grabs onto the top rope, holding his ground! O'Haire goes for another and has a tug of war with his partner for a bit. Batista finally lets go of the top rope and PLOWS through O'Haire with a shoulderblock, keeping hold of his arm! Batista pulls him back up and whips him into the corner, getting a head full of steam and crashing chest first into Sean!

JBL: "And THAT, Jim Ross, is a difference maker there, O'Haire can have all the killer instinct that he wants, but nothing beats strength and the desire to use it however you want."

O'Haire holds onto the top rope, with the wind knocked out of him. Batista backs up, jumping up and down to rev up and then breaks into a sprint, aiming another bodysplash at him. O'Haire then explodes out of the corner and lands a HIGH leg lariat on Batista, almost taking his head off with it!

Sean watches as Batista lands on his back, and he gets over to the ropes, climbing up to the top turnbuckle and aiming for his partner on the mat. O'Haire leaps off and takes flight with a Seanton bomb, but sees Batista move at the last moment. Sean puts his hands out, catching himself and rolling back up to his feet, and goes over to pull Batista up by the face again.

The Demon takes a punch and returns it, knocking back O'Haire with a stiff shot. Sean fires forward with another that's caught and volleyed right back. Batista then scoops him up in a bodyslam, and adjusts, moving him along his shoulder. He moves forward, getting a running start and drives him directly into the mat with a Bulldog Slam!

Batista bounces back up to his feet from the slam, fuming and snorting like a bull after planting Sean. He grabs O'Haire by the hair and gets set for a DemonBomb. As soon as he's lifted up, however. Sean starts with a series of shots to his head. Batista struggles with him on his shoulders, and Sean turns backwards and brings his partner over with a Huricanrana!

Sean waits him to his feet, and hoists him on his shoulders in a split second. He then arches up and plants Batista with a Widowmaker slam! Sean drops down and yanks back on his leg, getting a one...two...ONLY a 2 count as Batista shoves his arm up. O'Haire can't believe this, and backs away, prepping a charge from the opposite side of the ring.

Batista slowly gets up, holding the back of his head in pain, as O'Haire waits him around, then blazes out of the corner. Batista sidesteps him into the ropes, and when he bounces off, yanks him up and down with a HARD spinebuster!

Batista moves over for a pin himself, getting ONLY a 2 count as well. Batista sits up in disbelief and waves O'Haire to his feet. Sean gets up, holding his back in pain, before being punched HARD across the face by his partner. Sean's jaw sets and he delivers another in a receipt. The two trade shots back and forth, finally stopping and laughing, unable to knock the other out for the count.

Referee Earl Hebner looks at them in disbelief, as the two stand there in hysterics. Sean turns and spits a spot of blood on the mat, wiping his lip and showing Batista what he did. The Demon laughs himself and puts his hands out to apologize, then thumbs to Hebner for wanting the match to continue.

Sean looks at him, laughs some more and turns on a dime, BLASTING Hebner across the throat with a clothesline! He then yanks him up by the collar and shoves him to his parnter. The Demon grabs him by the head and shoves it between his legs. Batista sends him skyward and crashes down to the canvas with a Demon Bomb on the ref!

JR: "What in the world wa THAT? They threw the match out to beat on Earl Hebner? What kind of godless monsters ARE Batista and Sean O'Haire!?"

The two Dynasty members then take turns raising each other's hands, pointing at what's left of Hebner before leaving the ring.

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