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Date Posted: 01:22:39 01/18/05 Tue
Author: Jesse Hart
Subject: In Ring
In reply to: Live From Phoenix, Arizona 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 01:17:40 01/11/05 Tue

-The lights in the arena dim as the opening drumming to Dope�s �Debonaire� pounds over the sound system. As soon as the tempo of the song increases, the fans immediately break out into a chorus of boos for the arrival of the World Champion, Jesse Hart!

-Hart stops at the top of the stage, sporting the World title across his shoulder as he stares out at the rabid crowd before making his way down to the ring, wearing blue faded jeans and a form fitting black long sleeved shirt, and a pair of Oakley�s. Once in the ring, he calls for a mic but is interrupted before he gets the chance to speak by chants of�-

�YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!�

-Hart�s face contorts into that of anger for a moment, but he quickly shrugs it off and speaks over them.- That simply doesn�t matter because I am YOUR World Champion!

-He holds up the belt to a round of boos from the crowd.- This right here means that I am the BEST in the business today. This right here means that all of you PAID to come and see ME!

-The crowd continues to boo.- So you can boo all you want because that seat that�s holding up your fat asses means money from your bank accounts into my wallet.

-He paces around the ring before continuing.- Last week, I took a little field trip and let the inmates run the asylum, and let me tell you, that�s not something that�s gonna happen often. This is MY show. It�s NOT John Cena�s show� It�s NOT The Rock�s show� and it�s NOT The Undertaker�s show!

This ring belongs to ME� this isn�t your yard, Deadman, this is MY world. I am NOT afraid of you. You jumped me from behind last week and shoved me into my own open grave? You�re demented, you know that? There�s something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

All week long, people have been coming up to me and telling me that I�ve had a good run. They�ve been telling me not to let this affect my Hollywood career, and you know what I say? F*** Hollywood! My name is Jesse Hart, and I AM the World Heavyweight Champion of professional wrestling! I will not be run out of town by some seven foot demented son of a bitch who thinks he can walk on water! I�ve faced death before, I�ve looked the Grim Reaper dead in the eyes and you�re NOT him, Undertaker. So come the Royal Rumble, you can do whatever you want, because the end result will be what it always is, and that�s ME walking out the Worl�

-The lights then go dark as a blue smoke fills the arena. Six druids then begin to make their way down the ramp and to the ring to the now familiar eerie music, and they�re wheeling down an over sized casket built for two!-

-Hart removes his sunglasses and tosses them aside, narrowing his eyes as the druids leave the casket at ringside and make their way to the back. The lights are still low with blue spotlights lighting the arena. Hart looks down at the casket as he speaks.- What the hell is this? Is this supposed to SCARE me?

-Hart leans over the ropes, staring at the casket and shakes his head.- This isn�t the 90�s anymore, Deadman� these pathetic little mind games don�t do SHIT to me!

-Hart then steps through the ropes and onto the apron, stepping ONTO the casket itself and stands on it, looking down to it.- C�mon, Deadman� I�m right here! I�m waiting for you �Taker, rise on UP!

-Hart stomps on the casket, and then spits on it.- This is PATHETIC! How long you figure on breathing in there, eh? I�ve got ALL night, BITCH!

-The lights then go completely out as the unmistakable GONG comes over the speakers, and when the lights come back on, The Undertaker is standing on top of the casket directly behind Hart!-

-The crowd goes WILD as The Undertaker stands tall behind Hart. Jesse slowly turns around, and his eyes almost bulge out of his head as he finds himself face to face with the Deadman himself! Big Evil immediately grasps Hart by the throat, lifting him HIGH up into the air and sends him crashing back into the ring with a chokeslam!-

-Jesse goes rolling all the way across the ring, backing into a corner and leans against the bottom ropes, rubbing his neck. Taker narrows his eyes on Jesse and steps into the ring, methodically stalking towards him. Hart holds his hands up, begging off as Taker moves in. As soon as he leans over to grab Hart, Jesse grabs him by the waist band and pulls him into the corner, using the top rope to pull himself up and begins to DRILL the Deadman with right hand after right hand, connecting with ten in a row!-

-Jesse then breaks out into a smirk, holding his arms out to his side and jaws away, saying �He ain�t that bad!� Just then, The Undertaker grabs Hart by the head and tosses HIM into the corner now, and then begins to unload with a series of soup bones to the head, chest and mid section! Taker then fires him across and charges in after him, CRUNCHING him in the corner! He then fires him across to the other side, crunching him again! Taker now fires the champion across for a third time, and Jesse hits the corner so hard that he comes stumbling out of it, just to walk into a HUGE Big Boot as The Undertaker comes racing in from off the ropes!-

-The crowd is absolutely up in arms as Jesse is laid out on the mat, and they pop even more as The Undertaker signals for the end! He pulls Hart up by the head and easily hoists him upside down; however, Jesse�s legs begin to kick wildly and he floats over, sets his feet and goes for the Hart Stomp, but Taker catches his leg and spins him around, slapping his hand across his throat! Rather than take him up for a chokeslam, he pulls his head between his legs and hoists him HIGH into the air, and then brings him CRASHING down to the mat with the Last Ride!-

-The champion has been laid to waste as The Undertaker drops down to his knees in front of his head, crossing his arms over his chest as sticks his tongue out to a roar from the crowd! The Undertaker then moves over to the casket, reaching through the ropes and opens the lid, pulling a BODY BAG from it!-

-He now stalks over towards Hart, unzipping the body bag and lays it down on the mat next to him, and the crowd knows what�s to come! The Undertaker picks up the World Championship and takes a nice, long, hard look at it before laying it across Hart�s chest.-

Jax: No way� he�s not gonna� is he? He can�t� this is Jesse Hart we�re talkin� about!

Heyman: By all that is holy� this is NOT right! Somebody, for the love of God, HELP!

-Athene now comes racing in from the back, making a B-line for the ring and marches up the ring steps, showing no fear as she enters the ring, pointing at The Undertaker and telling him that enough is enough!-

-Taker simply stares at her for a moment as she moves over in front of Jesse, ordering him back and reminding him that SHE is the General Manager around here. The Undertaker lowers his head as she seems to be getting through to him, but the crowd then pops as he throws his head back with his eyes rolled and he grabs Athene by the throat, hoisting her HIGH into the air and brings her CRASHING back down with a chokeslam directly ONTO the body bag!-

-The crowd is going WILD as Athene is laid out, and The Undertaker begins to ZIP the body bag shut! Once Athene is completely incased, Taker drops down to his knees and begins to roll her limp carcass towards the casket, and he shoves her inside and slams the lid shut!-

-The Phenom then drops down to a knee and holds his hand up, signaling the return of the druids who come down to the ring and surround the casket, taking it away and back up the ramp, disappearing to the back as we go to a commercial break!-

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