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Date Posted: 13:53:52 11/07/04 Sun
Author: John Cena & Edge vs Los Guerreros
Subject: Tag Team Match
In reply to: Jesse Hart & Athene 's message, "Taking Over" on 22:09:19 11/03/04 Wed


so, you think you’re untouchable?
WORD LIFE!






“Basic Thuganomics” rapes the speakers, and as soon as the Doctor himself appears, the fans absolutely BOOM with boos! Cena steps out, pumping the “Word Life” hand sign above his head as Heyman talks about just how popular Los Guerreros are in El Paso. John makes his way down to the ring and slides inside, calling for a mic and signals for his beat to be cut.


Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, YOOOOOO! Gonna show the world how to whoop a Latino!
You’ll run from me like you run from El Nino!


-The crowd showers him with boos, giving him plenty of heat.-


Chill, chill, chill, chill, CHILL! So Los Guerreros want to challenge ME to a fight?
They’re gonna butcher me? They can’t even beat their meat right.

I’m gonna rock them so hard they’ll think my name is Miavia.
I’ll force feed ‘em gorditas till they explode from diarrhea!

This is your last chance… back out, save your pride…
I’m gonna steal your shine quicker than I’ll steal your ride!

Eddie, you’ve got no hydraulics in your car, you’ve got a sexual sickness…
The car bounces up and down ‘cause you sit on the stick shift!


-The crowd continues to boo loudly, halting Cena from continuing when…_





“You Think You Know Me? You Think You Know Me?”







Rob Zombi’s “Never Gonna Stop” blasts over the speakers, and the crowd boos just as loudly as EDGE bounces out onto the top of the stage, going from side to side and playing to the crowd before tearing down the ramp and sliding into the ring, going right to the corner and tossing his coat to the outside, looking out to all of the rabid Mexican fans.






We Lie! We Cheat! We Steeeeeeeeal!








The crowd then EXPLODES as Los Guerreros ride down at the side of the ramp in their custom Low Rider, with “EL Paso” pasted over the top of the windshield! They both stand up in the Low Rider, Eddie raising the United States Championship above his head with a shoulder shimmy to a pop from the crowd!


Once Los Guerreros enter the ring, referee Brian Hebner has to keep Cena and Edge back from attacking as Eddie and Chavo goad them on. After handing the championship over, Eddie turns his back to them and slaps his ass, telling them to kiss it! Cena and Edge now charge forward, but both Eddie and Chavo bail to the outside, playing to the crowd as their hot headed opponents are ready to go!

The bell sounds and this one is now officially underway. Eddie and Chavo do rock, paper, scissors, to decide who starts it off, and Eddie it will be. Both Edge and Cena argue about who’s going to start it off, and Cena it will be as Edge heads to his corner.

Cena and Eddie now square off, with the Doctor calling Guerrero on. They move in for the lock-up, and Cena quickly moves Eddie back into a corner. Eddie wraps his leg around the ropes, and Hebner calls for the break. As Cena pulls away, holding his hands up for the break, Eddie jams a thumb to his eye to a pop from the crowd!

Latino Heat then pulls John into the corner and laces a chop across his chest before booting him in the gut. Eddie now goes over to Edge’s corner and slaps him across the back of the head, rolling his fists and calling him on! Edge bolts into the ring, but Hebner jumps all over him, ordering him to the outside! Meanwhile, Chavo runs along the apron to where Cena is and wraps the tag rope around his throat, choking him out as Eddie lays the boots to him, and the crowd is LOVING it!

Eddie now tags in Chavo as he wrenches on Cena’s arm, and Chavito climbs up to the top rope, leaping off of it with an axe handle to Cena’s casted left hand! As John stumbles back into a corner, Chavo drills him across the jaw with a right hand and fires him across, but Cena comes off the ropes with a HUGE shoulder block that sends Guerrero down and rolling into the ropes!

John now stalks in after Chavo and drills him with a right hand of his own, followed up by a second, and then a third. He fires Chavo across and ducks his head, and as Chavo hits the ropes, Eddie tags himself in, and Cena doesn’t see it as he backdrops Chavo HIGH into the air! As soon as Chavo hits the mat, Cena leans over him and waves his hand in front of his face, saying “You Can’t See Me!” to a round of boos from the crowd before coming off the ropes, dusting off his shoulder, and dropping the 5 Knuckle Shuffle!

As John goes for the pin, the legal Eddie Guerrero catapults himself into the ring with a rolling senton across Cena’s back! The crowd cheers loudly as Eddie cradles John’s broken hand, runs up the corner and walks along the top rope, flying off with a Hurricanrana on the Doctor! Eddie goes for the cover, but Edge is in to break it up!

Edge goes back out to his corner, grabbing the tag rope and smacking the corner pad, calling Cena on to make a tag! As Eddie points over at Edge, telling him to stay there, Cena lifts him from behind with a sidewalk slam, stops to flex his arm to a round of boos from the fans, and then jams him into the mat! Cena then makes the HOT tag in to Edge!

As soon as Edge races into the ring, he rushes Chavo in the opposing corner, knocking him off the apron and to the floor! He then meets Eddie with three straight right hands and leans him against the ropes, going to fire him across but holds on, pulling Guerrero into a side Russian leg sweep!

Edge then sees Chavo pulling himself up on the outside and races towards him, drilling him with a baseball slide from under the bottom rope! Eddie now stalks Edge from behind, but Edge goes around him and takes him to the mat by the back of the head with the Edge-O-Matic for a two count! As Eddie rolls away from Edge, trying to pull himself up, Edge gets down in a low stance, setting him up for the finish. As soon as Eddie stands, Edge races in for the Spear, but Eddie side steps him and Edge SPEARS Cena in the back through the ropes, sending the Doctor flying into the barricade!!

The crowd breaks out into a HUGE “EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!” chant as he rolls Edge up with a schoolboy for the one, two, TWO! Edge kicks out! Right back on their feet, Edge meets Eddie with right hands, going right back on the attack. Meanwhile, Chavo collects the US Championship belt and distracts the official, sliding it into the ring, unseen. Edge drops Eddie with a back elbow shot to the mouth, and Eddie lands right on the title, shielding it from everyone’s sight.

Meanwhile, as Edge races off into the ropes, Cena pulls himself up on the outside and grabs Edge’s legs, tripping him up, mistaking him for a Guerrero! As soon as he realizes his mistake, he apologizes while clutching his sore ribs, but Edge is LIVID, screaming at him! Cena points behind him, and as soon as Edge turns around, Eddie BLASTS him across the head with the championship!

Cena now slides into the ring with his fist balled up, stalking towards Guerrero! However, Eddie tosses the championship into Cena’s hands and throws himself down to the mat just as Chavo releases Hebner, and Brian quickly goes over to Cena, seeing both Edge and Eddie down, and the Doctor with the weapon!

As Cena and Hebner argue about what transpired, Eddie makes a LOUD slap of the hands as Chavo climbs up to the top rope, flying off and connecting with the Frog Splash! Hebner turns around and assumes Chavo as the legal man, dropping down for the count as Eddie races towards Cena, tackling him, and they both go through the ropes and to the outside as Hebner counts the one, two, THREE!


“Lie, Cheat & Steal” blasts over the speakers to a THUNDEROUS ovation from the crowd as Eddie and Chavo quickly meet up at the Low Rider, celebrating their hometown victory!

Cena is left on the outside, looking into the ring at Edge who is laid out on the mat, clutching his ribs from the splash as Eddie and Chavo get back into the Low Rider, victorious!

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