Opening Handicap Match -- UCW

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Date Posted: 14:48:51 10/14/04 Thu
Author: John Cena vs Les S�paratistes
Subject: Opening Handicap Match
In reply to: The Rock 's message, "A Challenge" on 23:02:45 10/13/04 Wed

so, you think you�re untouchable?
WORD LIFE!

-The crowd goes INASANE as �Basic Thuganomics� rapes the speakers, and moments later, there appears the Doctor himself, John Cena! Cena struts out onto the stage sporting an Ottawa Renegades CFL Football jersey, steel chain around his neck, and pumping a Kendo stick up above his head a loud pop from the crowd! He makes his way down to the ring and slides inside, strutting around it while throwing the �Word Life� sign above his head before calling for a mic.-

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, YOOOOOOOO!

The Franchise� is HEEEEEEEEREEEEEEE! I SAID� The Franchise� is HEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE!

Now come OOOOOOOOON and make some Muther Freakin� NOOOOOOOOOISEEEEEEEE!

-The crowd goes insane, cheering wildly as The Doctor continues.-

Chill, Chill, Chill� Yo, these French Fa***** wanna challenge me to a Handicap fight?
They�re gonna butcher me? Pfffft! They can�t even beat their meat right!

I�m a Jedi Knight! I was a stunt double for Anakin�
I fight with my Light Saver� their�s is for backdoor shenanigans!

This is your last chance guys, back out, save your pride�
I�m gonna steal your shine quicker than Marie-Claude jumped on my stick shift for a ride!

You wanna battle? You�re Weak! I�ll do like the Innovator of Violence�
Smack you �round with my Kendo stick and bleed you without conscience!

Woooooooord LIFE!

-The crowd begins to chant �CENA! CENA! CENA!� until they�re interrupted by the �La R�sistance� theme.-

The Ontario crowd then begins to BOOM with boos as both Ren� Dupr�e and Sylvan Grenier walk out on either side of Marie-Claude, proudly waving Qu�bec flags in the air! They jaw with the fans at ringside as they make their way down, stopping at the bottom of the ramp to wave the flags right in the faces of these rabid Ontarians!

However, as they wave the flags in the air, from inside the ring Cena takes a wild swing with the Kendo stick, knocking both flags to the floor! Cena then dives out of the ring with a baseball slide, sending Sylvan flying into the barricade! John then begins to hammer away on Dupree with right hands, and then he fires him off head first into the ring post!

The crowd is going CRAZY as Robinson calls for the bell, and Cena has kick-started this match with a vengeance! He pulls Grenier up to his feet and rolls him into the ring, following him inside and meets him with a right hand, rocking him back into the ropes. He then fires him across and backdrops him HIGH into the air on the return! Rene then climbs onto the apron, but Cena rushes at him with a shoulder block, sending him crashing back into the barricade on the outside!

John then stalks in behind Grenier as he struggles to get up to his knees, and Cena then PLANTS him face first into the mat with the Throwback flipping neck breaker! Marie-Claude then quickly climbs onto the apron, trying to get Cena�s attention� and she does so, as Cena comes right up to her, pointing over at her with a grin. Then, without any hesitation, Cena grabs her by the head with his right hand and pulls her into a lip lock!!

The crowd cheers loudly for the Doctor, and he then quickly side steps the onrushing Sylvan Grenier, and Sylvan goes running right into Marie-Claude, knocking her off the apron and into the arms of Rene Dupree on the floor! As soon as Sylvan turns around, Cena hoists him onto his shoulders for the FU!! However, Sylvan smartly tugs at Cena�s casted hand and floats over him, using the hand to drive Cena into the mat with a single-armed DDT!

The crowd now boos as Rene slides back into the ring, joining Sylvan as they stomp all over The Doctor, keeping him grounded. They pull him up to his feet and fire him across, catching him with a double Spine Buster as he returns and DRIVE him into the mat with force! The back of John�s head rebounds off the mat viciously, and Sylvan drops down onto him for the cover as Rene does the French Shuffle to a round of boos from the fans, but Cena kicks out!

John crawls towards the ropes, trying to pull himself up, but Rene is right on him, meeting him with a right hand and pulls him up to his feet. As Cena leans against the ropes, Sylvan steps in and SLAPS him across the mouth! However, John fires back with a cast shot to his head, taking Grenier right down to the mat! Cena then howls out in pain and clutches his wrist, hurting himself as much as his opponent!

Rene then swoops in below Cena, lifting him onto his shoulders for a powerslam, but John floats over and shoves Rene into Sylvan, and they crack heads! As Dupree goes back bumping into the referee, Cena grabs his steel chain off the mat and DRILLS Sylvan right between the eyes, knocking him cold this time! He then tosses the chain down and hoists the stumbling Rene onto his shoulders, flexes before waving his hand in front of his face, and then he DRILLS Rene onto Sylvan with the FU!! Rene rebounds off of Sylvan and goes rolling to the outside, and Cena covers Grenier for the one, two, three!

�Basic Thuganomics� rapes the speakers as Cena pops back up to his feet, throwing the �Word Life� sign above his head as Grenier rolls to the outside, joining his partner on the floor! Marie-Claude tends to them both, complaining about the cheap chain shot and how Sylvan now has a concussion!

Meanwhile, the crowd cheers loudly as Cena raises his chain and Kendo stick above his head, playing to the crowd as we go to a commercial break!

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