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Date Posted: 17:09:31 09/05/04 Sun
Author: With Special Co-Host, Christian!
Subject: Highlight Reel
In reply to: The General Manager 's message, "Opening Announcements" on 03:28:11 09/01/04 Wed

~When we return from the commercial break, Chris Jericho is standing in the middle of the ring, surround by the set for the HIGHLIGHT REEL!~

~Jericho struts around the ring with a grin spread over his lips as the crowd cheers loudly.~ Jerichoholics, welcome one welcome ALL to the number one talk show in the wooooorld TODAY� none other than Y2J�s HIGHLIGHT REEL!

~The crowd begins to chant �Y2J�, getting more and more behind Jericho as the weeks go on.~ But as much as I know you all want it to be, tonight isn�t about the King of Bling Bling, it�s about the sexy beast extraordinaire and his crazed and deranged stalker, my best friend and your hero, the �Head of the Canadian Loyalist Board� here on Raw, my co-host for the evening, CHRIIIIIIISTIIIIIIIIIAN!

~Christian's theme hits on the speakers as he comes through the curtain, strutting to the ring area and being surrounded by boos from the fans. He smirks some and gets the mic, looking around.~ Thank you, thank you all... NOTHING says loving like Peep Affection, that's for sure.

Now, its a done and done thing about the King of the Ring, and last week's Raw, and the simple fact that Lance Storm BOTCHED his title defense and allowed the International Title to be abducted into American space. But...that's in the past. Just like Lance himself. But hey, kept him from having Edge turn heel on him this month, right Chris?

And not ONLY do we have Lance out of commission temporarily, the International title becomes, as far as the CLB is concerned....a non item. A peace offering somewhat between ourselves and the Authority.

So we, at the moment, will FORGET the International Title. If Lance wants to pursue O'Haire on his return, then he does it on his own. My focus now, goes to finally putting away someone who just wont.... go... away. David Flair....*waits for the crowd to die down* Is possibly the biggest pain in the rear in the company�s history. He's had a great career, mainly due to my help of course, but nevertheless, he's been done well. I WANTED to forget about him, but he just wont.... go.... away!!

And not ONLY will he not go away, he keeps on interrupting my career! I don't want to fight you David!!! I don't! I DON'TIDON'TIDONTIDONTIDONT!!! *starts jumping up and down, getting red faced and ready for a tantrum*

~"Take A Look Around" answers Christian's tantrum as David Flair himself steps out onto the top of the stage, taking a look towards the ringside area himself with his dark, baggy eyes! He stalks down to the ring, walking shifted to one side and slides into it from under the bottom rope, sitting on his knees and looks up at Christian and Jericho, reaching out for a mic, and is handed one by a stagehand, and he then speaks for the first time in months.~

David: Christian... you don't want to fight me, and that's ok. ~He gets to his feet, holding onto the top rope with one hand as he speaks.~ But... ~The crowd makes some noise.~ I don't want to fight you either...

~The crowd now boos slightly as Christian nods his head with a smile, mouthing "good" as David continues.~ Nope... I don't want to fight you.. I want to SLAUGHTER YOU!

~Christian's eyes then go wide as David lunges forward with the mic, jamming it into his head! Jericho then rushes forward, and David drills him with the mic as well! As Christian rebounds back up to his feet, leaning against the ropes, David rushes towards him and clotheslines him over the top and to the floor to a pop from the crowd!~

~David now begins to tear down the Highlight Reel set before following Christian to the outside, tossing him over the barricade and into the crowd, giving chase! Meanwhile, back in the ring, Jericho pulls himself up, rubbing his jaw from the assault and then pulls at his hair as he looks at what�s left of his set, throwing a tantrum himself! He picks up the mic and begins to rant!~

Jericho: This is BULLSHIT! Every time� eeeeeeeveryyyyyy TIME I have a Highlight Reel, some JACKASS ruins my set!! I�ve had ENOUGH! Enough is enough, and it�s time for a change! I just won�t TAKE it ANYMOR�

GLASS SHATTERS!

~The crowd then EXPLODES as �Step Up� by Disturbed plays over the speakers, and the Texas Rattle Snake, Stone Cold Steve Austin comes marching down the ramp with the BMF walk!~

~Austin walks up the ring steps and enters the ring as Jericho shakes his head �No� wildly, yelling at Austin that �I ENDED YOU CAREER!� Austin stops and pauses in front of Jericho, tilts his head to the side, and then out of nowhere, Kick, Wham, STUNNER!!~

~Jericho goes flying back into the ropes, going through the middle ones and winds up on the floor, knocked the hell out! Austin�s music picks back up over the speakers as he flips Jericho off, and then breaks down the remainder of the set, throwing it out of the ring and onto Jericho on the outside!~

~Stone Cold then goes from corner to corner, flipping the Stone Cold salute to all of the fans in attendance as we go to a commercial break!~

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