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Date Posted: 03:28:11 09/01/04 Wed
Author: The General Manager
Subject: Opening Announcements


Woooooooooo!






~The crowd “WOOOOOO’S” as Ric Flair steps out onto the top of the stage, all smiles and dressed to the nines in a three piece suit. Ric struts down the ramp with an extra bounce in his step, making his first appearance as the NEW General Manager! Once at ringside, Ric goes to shake hands with a fan but pulls his hand back and runs it through his hair, giving the fan a loud “WOOOO” right in his face! Ric then climbs up the ring steps and takes a mic, waiting for the crowd to die down before speaking.~


Ric: Each and every one of you should bow down and appreciate the greatness that stands before you, as I, The Nature Boy Ric Flair, am the NEW by God General Manager! WOOOOOO!

I’ve always said “to be the man, you’ve got to BEAT the man”, and when Jarrett beat me to unify the championships, he became the man. At WrestleMania, when Triple H beat Jarrett, HE became the man around here. So to all of the boys in the back who haven’t known what to call me since then, well now you can just call me BOSS! WOOOOOOO!

But let’s get down to business, shall we? First off, JR, you’re looking pretty lonely down there by yourself. For those of you who don’t know, Paul Heyman took a ride to hell last week, and if I have my way, which I always do baby… we won’t be seeing that fat piece of shit again! So as the General Manager, my first official act is going to be naming Raw’s newest color commentator. So everyone, feast your eyes on the NEWEST addition to The Authority’s Monday Night Raw…


~A drumroll starts as the fans all go to their feet, answered by bagpipes playing "Green Hills Of Tyrol" and welcoming to UCW, the icon himself…~


Ric: ROWDY… RODDY… PIIIIIIIPER!









~The Rowdy Scot comes down the ramp, to a mass of fans going absolutely insane for his entrance. Piper heads to the announcer’s desk and then stops, seeing Flair offer him space in the ring. Roddy shakes his head and then heads up the ring steps, going into it and extending his arms out for the crowd. He gets a mic and goes to speak, being drowned out by chants of…~


"RODDY! RODDY! RODDY! RODDY! RODDY!”


~Piper goes to say something again, but…~


"RODDY!!! RODDY!!! RODDY!!! RODDY!!! RODDY!!!”


~Piper looks over at Flair with a shrug of his shoulders, almost unsure of what to do or say at this point. Flair speaks over the crowd.~ HOT ROD... Welcome to the NATURE BOY'S Monday Night Raw! ~he extends his hand with a grin.~

*Piper takes Flair's hand with a firm handshake, the two sharing a few off color jokes with the mic down*

~Ric then pulls away and speaks into the mic.~ Roddy, you'll have plenty of time to say your piece at the desk, but for right now, I want to introduce you to someone. But not just any someone, THE someone! He's not only the focal point of The Authority, but he is the best damn wrestler alive today! He is none other than the Heavyweight Champion of the world, he is "THE GAME", TRIPLE H!








Time To Play The Game...


TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAME!!







~Motorhead opens up on the speakers as Triple H appears at the rampway, with his Heavyweight Championship slung over his shoulder. Helmsley comes down the ramp, with a smile on his face and goes on the apron, pausing for a bit and extending the title out before stepping through to face Flair and Piper.~


~Ric and Hunter shake hands before Ric turns back to face Piper.~ Champ... Hot Rod... Hot Rod... Champ!

*Piper gives him a knowing nod and shakes Triple H's hand*


JR: "Well if that aint a murderer's Row right there... Wonder who the first person is going to be to turn his back?”


~Triple H takes the mic and turns to his side, looking to the crowd. “You know...this...is one hell of a time for the Authority. Ric Flair runs the whole show....OFFICIALLY even. Sean O'Haire is the most intimidating International Champion since....well, since Dave Batista, who's still the wrecking ball of this company.”

“And me? In case you forgot....I...AM the Heavyweight Champion of the World....I have turned back ALL contenders. I have made history, by being absolutely untouchable! There is NO one left. Whether it’s someone at the start of his career like AJ Styles, or the end of it, like the Undertaker....They ALL laid at the feet of the Game.”

"Like the General Manager said...I AM the best damn wrestler alive today! I....AM...the STANDARD for this company. Not just this brand, and damn sure not behind any pretenders....no matter WHO they want to get on their team."

"You keep your Team Angle's....you keep Evolution....you keep your "Regime". When it comes down to it, you take a long, hard look at a DYNASTY....MY dynasty!"

~ Piper goes to the announcers desk and shakes hands with Jim Ross as he takes his seat, Triple H continuing to ramble inside.~

"So....there comes SummerSlam...and there isnt a soul that's proven themself to face me. So I made a phone call....and I got a nice paid vacation coming up, and 18 holes at Pebble Bea...”













~"Sexy Boy" answers Triple H, sending out the former General Manager, Shawn Michaels to a pop from the crowd! HBK steps onto the ramp and glares down at both Flair and HHH.~


~HHH looks over and nudges Flair, both laughing at Shawn.~ "Sorry man, but....well....you don't have anything to do at SummerSlam either" *g*

Shawn: "That's actually where you're wrong. I DID lose my General Manager position to Ric Flair....BUT...I also plan for every contingency. Like this one. I left myself a present for my birthday. Namely....A UCW Heavyweight Championship match....

~The crowd pops as HHH's eyes go wide, and narrow up as he knows what's coming as HBK continues.~ “…With YOU... at SummerSlam!!!


~The crowd pops.~ "So Triple H...and you too "Boss". In 3 weeks time, you...and ME....have unfinished business, and I'm going to cancel your dynasty!! NOW....HIT....MY....MUSIC!!!"

~"Sexy Boy" plays again as HBK turns on a dime and heads backstage, leaving Triple H and Flair yelling at each other in the ring.!~

~Before Shawn can leave, Flair screams over the mic.~ CUT THE MUSIC, CUT THE MUSIC! MICHAELS! By God, if you want a shot at the CHAMP, you'll have to MAKE IT to SummerSlam first! And to make it to SummerSlam, you'll have to make it past tonight... and to make it past your opponent in the main event... KAAAAAANE!

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