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Subject: Re: Attention, mere mortals!

Author:
Campisi
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Date Posted: 22:29:23 01/08/06 Sun
In reply to: Supercheese 's message, "Re: Attention, mere mortals!" on 21:50:23 01/08/06 Sun

>Sigh.
>
>[Pressing that button on his remote that seems to do
>everything, the wreckage of the machine
>dematerializes, and is replaced by another espresso
>machine. It looks slightly different, however...]
>
>Ummm, do any of you remember that Star Trek episode
>where they got replaced by their evil selves? I think
>it happens sometimes with my 'porter too... but
>golly... I didn't think it could work with inanimate
>objects! I just hope that --- aaug!
>
>[The espresso machine comes to life, shooting a stream
>of scalding black liquid in Supercheese's face.
>Cursing wildly, he activates his personal shield
>generator. He licks some of the coffee off his fur.]
>
>Mmmm, fresh evil brew. Good stuff. Needs more drums
>and symbols though...

[Campisi approaches the evil espresso machine. It aims at the chiropteran, yet does not fire. Campisi reaches the espresso machine, and smacks it on the head.]

Behave!

[With that, the machine sits idle. Campisi prepares himself an irridescent green Venti Chipper's Choice, noting that the machine supplies the anti for the coffee by itself.]

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Re: Attention, mere mortals! Ritalinus 22:41:25 01/08/06 Sun

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 00:36:50 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 03:56:22 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 04:10:05 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 04:15:36 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 04:18:31 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 06:05:50 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 21:56:19 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Supercheese, 21:59:46 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 22:07:40 01/09/06 Mon

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 00:35:20 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 01:19:49 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 21:42:44 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 23:41:56 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 00:15:35 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 02:03:25 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 14:50:45 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 22:35:58 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 22:45:12 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 23:21:46 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 23:42:20 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 01:14:03 01/13/06 Fri

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 02:11:36 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 02:36:27 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 06:46:31 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 14:14:15 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Supercheese, 15:18:20 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 17:53:35 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Supercheese, 18:40:01 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 19:32:25 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Supercheese, 19:41:04 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 21:08:17 01/10/06 Tue

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 01:28:26 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 01:57:58 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 03:28:38 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Supercheese, 15:00:14 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 23:43:44 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 01:34:23 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 02:04:30 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 02:07:34 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 03:21:41 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 14:51:52 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 22:36:58 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 22:44:08 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 23:22:54 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Ritalinus, 23:33:06 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 01:17:36 01/13/06 Fri

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 05:34:32 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Supercheese, 15:07:27 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 23:45:37 01/11/06 Wed

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 01:50:08 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 02:06:42 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Andy, 03:09:37 01/12/06 Thu

Re: Attention, mere mortals! -- Campisi, 03:32:09 01/12/06 Thu

Re: WW2 talk -- Andy, 03:38:18 01/12/06 Thu

Re: WW2 talk -- Campisi, 05:21:23 01/12/06 Thu

Re: WW2 talk -- Andy, 06:17:36 01/12/06 Thu

Re: WW2 talk -- Campisi, 10:54:24 01/12/06 Thu

Re: WW2 talk -- Andy, 07:26:42 01/13/06 Fri

Re: WW2 talk -- Campisi, 12:35:51 01/13/06 Fri