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Date Posted: 08:14:13 11/04/13 Mon
Author: The Panty Christ
Subject: At least she didn't get fat!
In reply to: DEATH JR. 's message, "WOW MOTHER USED TO LOOK GOOD!" on 15:14:39 11/03/13 Sun

I got a girl named Boney Maronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, She's just bones
I love her and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we can be
making love underneath the apple tree
Well, I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I wanna do
I wanna get married on a night in June
And rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon
She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everyone turns when my baby walks by
She's something to see, really catches the eye

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