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Date Posted: 21:21:53 09/08/13 Sun
Author: Thah gallupin' goremay \*hic*/
Subject: Pohettich lieracher

Think: "Knick knack paddy wack":

I love beer
Beer loves me
Holy shit, I have to pee
I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor
Must be time to drink some more!

I love wine
Wine loves me
Think I'll go read poetry
At the beatnik bar, but I'm late, I gotta fly
Oh, crap, I just got a DUI!

I love rum
Rum loves me
I drink it when I'm by the sea
Love it when the demerara knocks me on my butt
But I always wake up next to a slut!

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