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Date Posted: 09:19:44 05/24/03 Sat
Author: "OnE oF a KiNd" RoB vAn DaM
Subject: Dude

(OOC: Sorry about no layout. Im having problems with the one I got.)



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..::( Scene )::..

"Invite To Paradise"
Status: On Camera
Location: Pool Party

..::( Real ECW's cameras switch on, where the scene opens up on the front lawn of a large white house with a long foot path of gravel, with firmly trimmed bushes leading to a small water fountain, glistening in the sun, a black and shiny sports car skids onto the gravel and parks right aside of the fountain, Rob Van Dam hops over the door and locks up the sports car with the click of a button, RVD takes off his shades and walks along the path of gravel )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Wow dude, not a bad place they got here, I guess they knew I was coming, haha."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Didn't you say you where invited, man?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Oh yeah, well that could explain it."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Well they got my thumbs up, dude, not a bad place indeed."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "I totally have to find out who cuts these bushes, man, my place could do with this kinda treatment."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Now this dude, is five star treatment!"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "You said it bro, awesome place."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Check out the fountain dude, that water looks good enough to drink."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "You know what man, I bet it rocks on the inside."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Then what are we waiting for dude? Let's check it."

..::( RVD rubs his hands together and walks over to the door )::..

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Whoa dude, now that is one bad ass doorbell."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Haha, there's taking it to the extreme, and there is taking it to THE extreme."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Man, It even has a pair of knockers, haha."

..::( The doorbell is carved into the shape of a nude woman holding a long whip, the whip dangles down as the trigger to the bell )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Dude, do I pull her whip? Or knock her knockers? Haha."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Pull it man, pull it."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Here goes, dude"

..::( RVD pulls on the whip as a loud ringing sound echoes from the inside of the house, the door opens up, but nobody there )::..

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Spooky dude, haha, come on man let's go in"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Well, I was invited."

..::( RVD steps into the house and rubs his feet on the door mat, the scene fades out as RVD closes the door )::..



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..::( Scene )::..

"In Paradise"
Status: On Camera
Location: Pool Party

..::( The scene opens back up in the back yard of the large house where everything is empty, a barbeque is roasting away, a swimming pool is glistening in the sun, a few deck chairs lay beside the pool, as RVD looks around )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Well this scene just got better."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "You're telling me dude, whoever lives here must be one cool guy."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Well, saying that, I'm still not sure why I'm here man."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "What, you're saying you where just invited? and you don't know the dude, or the chick that lives here?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Pretty much it, yeah."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Then let's kick back and relax, with the effort made out here you must be welcome."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "I was just thinking the same, bro."

..::( RVD takes off his shirt and sits back in a deck chair )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "This my friend, is kicking it back, Rob Van Dam style."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Oh man, this is like being back at your place."

..::( A deep inhaling sound is heard, followed by a deep breathing out, RVD looks up.. It's The Sandman! Sandman is leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette! )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Whoa man, is that you? Is that..

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Jim, James, The Sandman, surprised?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Dude, long time no see."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Hope I didn't come off as one to make an effort, all this shit out."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "What you mean the deck chairs? Hey it's cool with me, I like it."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Nah not me, not use to this fancy crap, I knew you would though."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Appreciate it man, so what am I doing here? Haha."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "It's business, you, me, we got business."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "We do, man?"

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Jesus boy, pull your head outta your ass, have you not been paying attention?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Sorry bro, I don't think I'm catching on."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Come inside, there's alot you need to learn."

..::( The Sandman stomped out his cigarette and walked back into the house, RVD followed him into the kitchen )::..

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "I got Budweiser, Stellar, Heineken, and errr, fuck I'm out of most, what's it gonna be?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "No problem, I'll have a glass of water."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Then pour me a beer while your at it."

..::( The Sandman walked into the living room and laid flat out on the sofa, leaving no where else for RVD to sit, Sandman lit up another cigarette )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Anyway bro, how's things going with you?"

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "No time for chit chat Rob, lets get to business."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Alright man, fire away."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "I don't see my beer."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Sorry man those cans are empty."

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Ah bullshit, if there's one thing in the world that pisses me off the most is running out of alcoholic beverages, fucking great!"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Dude, learn to relax a little, it's not a problem man, I passed a store on the way here, I'll go get you some, sound cool?"

..::( 'Old School' The Sandman )::.. "Be quick, I've been known to lose my temper with no alcohol."

..::( RVD walked back out to the back yard and put his shirt back on, he walked back through the house and out of the front door, RVD hopped back into his black sports car and drove it off of the front lawn )::..

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Oh man, awesome house, bad temper."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "I'm cool with it, doesn't bother me too much, the again not alot does."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Maybe running out of beer wouldn't bother him as much if he learned to relax, maybe you should teach him, man."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "No way bro, you take away his bad attitude and you take away everything, his attitude is what wins him his matches, he takes out his negative energy on his opponents, pretty good tactic if you ask me."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Think of time dude, only day until WRESTLEBALOOZA!, and we haven't trained at all bro."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Ah man you're right, forget the beer, we need to hit the gym."

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Well I'm glad that's finally on your mind dude, lets kick it bro.

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "I'm way ahead of you."

..::( RVD switched on the car radio, and messed around with the tuner for a few seconds, before relaxing to some music )::..

..::( 'One Of A Kind' Inner Peace )::.. "Back on tracks,baby."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "I'm ready dude, all of Real ECW will be the first to feel the old RVD.. re-born!"

..::( RVD turned up the volume on the radio as the car drove off into the distance, the scene faded out as RVD did too )::..

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