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Date Posted: 09:43:12 05/24/03 Sat
Author: "OnE oF a KiNd" RoB vAn DaM
Subject: E X T R E M E


..::( Scene )::..

"Definition Of Extreme"
Status: On Camera
Location: Extreme Sports

..::( It's May 24th, Saturday Night as the clock strikes 10pm, a set of commercials clear up on the "Extreme Sports" channel, where the Extreme Sports intro kicks in, a row of trick clips from sports such as Snow Boarding, Surfing, Roller Skating, the show airs as the scene picks up in a small VIP room in a large sports center, a guy and a chick are dressed in formal wear sitting around glass table, the show begins )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Welcome everybody to what will once again be a seriously extreme experience, Extreme Sports!

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "That's right Larry, it doesn't get any more extreme than this."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Not only do we have a selection of Extreme Sports to show, voted in by you at home, we also have a special guest tonight."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "First time ever, Extreme Sports with an Extreme guest, it's sure to be great."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Without wasting any more time, Let's! ... Get! ... EXTREME!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "Righty-Ho, before we introduce our special guest of the night, Larry here is going to read out the two sports that received the most votes by you at home."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Could you pass me the sheet please, Jane?"

..::( Jane opens up a brief case and takes out a sheet of paper, she passes it over to Larry )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Thank you Jane, Okay viewers, the sport that you voted as rank number two, is.... Dirt Bike Racing!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "One of my favorites, it doesn't get any dirtier, any more dangerous, any more extreme than Dirt Bike Racing."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "The second sport that you viewers placed at rank number one, is... Snow Boarding!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "Again one of my favorites, Larry, ice cold extreme!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Two of the greatest sports on this show! What an extreme night we have tonight."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "I guess they're all my favorites, two top sports for a top show, let's get stuck in, Larry."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Let's get stuck in indeed, because there you have it folks, the two sports that will be airing on the show tonight, are Dirt Bike Racing, and Snow Boarding!!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "Now for the extreme guest, Larry, would you do the honors?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "You bet'cha! Our guest tonight is extreme as extreme can be, this guest is a male, he leads a career in extreme, he is a professional wrestling superstar, loves to get down and dirty when it comes to being extreme, have you guessed yet, Jane?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "I don't need to guess I have the name right here, haha, ladies and gentlemen please welcome tonight's star guest... Real ECW's one and only, Mr. Rob! ... Van! ... Dam!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "I cannot wait to meet this guy."

..::( A side door to the VIP room opens up, as Rob Van Dam walks into the scene with a big smile on his face )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Jane )::.. "Welcome to the show, Sir."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Hey, it's awesome to be with you dudes, and please, call me Rob."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Whatever you say, chief, please take a seat."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Thanks, bro."

..::( RVD pulls out a chair and takes a seat )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "It's great to have you on the show, Rob, as the first ever Extreme Sports guest, make yourself at home."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Make myself at home? Thanks, dude."

..::( RVD pulls the chair back a bit and puts his feet up on the table )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Hell yeah, that's more like it."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "So tell me dude, what exactly goes on around here?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "I should think it talks for itself, around here it's nothing but Extreme!"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Haha, sounds cool to me."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Tell us a little about yourself, Rob."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Well, what kinda things d'ya wanna know?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "I understand you have a career in wrestling, what's that like?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "The way I do things bro, is just like this place, pure extreme."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "So how many asses do you kick a day? Ten? Twenty?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Haha, actually it's a weekly bases, one show a week."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "So you kick ass week in week out?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "That's pretty much it man, haha."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Who's ass are you kicking this week?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Ah the whole fed. The dudes are such goofs, I cant tell you all of them."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Haha, well you know what they say, time is everything, you wanna move on?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Sure man, so what's going down now?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "The first sport is Dirt Bike Racing, only we got three of the best to pull off some tricks instead of actually racing, and you being the star guest..."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "The five star guest, dude."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Haha, as I was saying, you being the five star guest, rate them with a mark out of ten."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Then let's rock, bro."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Extreme television...ACTION!"

..::( The camera goes up to a small screen in the top corner of the room, where we see a guy on a Dirt Bike, getting ready to go, he drops down a mud hill and cycles hard and fast picking up great speed, the Biker stopped pedaling as he came to the jump, a few moments later, the Biker jumped from the dirt hill and landed a back flip, he slipped a bit at the end before slamming on his breaks )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "You're the man Rob, what'chu think of that?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "It could either way for me dude, I mean the flip was cool and all, but he didn't seem to have control when he landed, so man, I'll have to give that dude a seven."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "You heard the man, Jane, write down seven."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "When's the next dude going for it?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Extreme television...ACTION!"

..::( The second Biker dropped down the dirt hill and pedaled fast along the mud, his tier slipped a bit on the mud, but he gained control again and pedaled to the end, he jumped from the dirt hill and pulled off a double bar spin )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "That's number two, how about that one, Rob?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "That mud don't seem to safe man, they both slipped, the thing he did with the bars, it wasn't as good as the back flip, but the dude landed it right so I gotta give him that, bro, he gets a seven."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "The second biker and a second seven, let's hope the third and final run through can beat the number seven."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Okay, dude."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Extreme television...ACTION!"

..::( The third and final biker is sitting on his bike at the top of the dirt hill, he appears to be a bit worried, the biker then begins to pedal through the mud with speed, the wheels splashed mud over the camera screen as the biker pedaled hard, he came to the end of the dirt hill and jumped right from it, the biker span around in a 360 degree turn, then performed a bar spin, and just got in another as he landed )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "..............."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Well the dude sure got my attention, good strong biking along the mud, didn't slip once, yeah man he's got a nine."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "A nine there for biker number three, John Roberts, nice work Rob, good scoring."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Thanks dude, do I have to go now?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Haha, not so fast, back in five folks."

..::( Extreme Sports fades out to a commercial Break )::..


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..::( Scene )::..

"Definition Of Extreme"
Status: On Camera
Location: Extreme Sports

..::( The commercials wind up as Extreme Sports gets back under way, the scene opens back up in the VIP room, where RVD is sat with his feet on the table, Jane writing down the score results and Larry smiling at the camera )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Welcome back to Extreme Sports, and if you've just joined us, we have a guest here tonight, Real Extreme Championship Wrestling superstar, Rob Van Dam."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Yo, dudes."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Are you ready for the next sport?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Sure I am, I'm ready for anything, man."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Funny you say that actually, haha."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "You got a surprise for me, dude? Haha."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "You bet'cha, I'll tell you more a little later on."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "So, what's next up, man?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Up now we have the stunts of Snow Boarding, how's Snow Boarding in your books, Rob?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Yeah it's cool with me, everything's cool with me, I'm the king of coolness, dude."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Get ready, Extreme Television... ACTION!"

..::( The camera goes back into the T.V screen of the VIP room, where a woman is ready to go, standing at the top of a big snow hill, she pushes with one foot and begins to slide down the hill, she picks up more speed towards the bottom, the chick boarder bends her knees ready to jump, then springs high in the air from a ramp of snow, she pulls of a double front flip )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Whoa dude, that is a chick who knows her snow, haha."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "You said it, haha, so what's it gonna be?"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "It's kinda hard to rate the chick when I haven't seen the others, but I'll go with instinct bro, she gets a nine."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "A well deserved nine, nice choice there, Rob."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Thanks bro."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Get ready for number two, Extreme Television... ACTION!"

..::( The second boarder was already half way down the hill, picking up a heck lot of speed, he slid down the hill faster than anything, he couldn't find himself to slow down and got to the bottom, his speed sent him flying off of the snow hill, landed on his backside )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Oh man, that must of hurt."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "I had a feeling that was coming, the dude let his speed catch him up haha, sorry bro but it's a zero."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Shame on him."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Just the one left, bro?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Yeah just one last go, then for your surprise, haha."

..::( RVD smiles and turns his attention to the screen )::..

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Extreme Television... ACTION"

..::( The third and final boarder put on his goggles, and pushed off down the hill, the boarder let himself slide down without a push, and carried on down the hill, he bend down ready to jump and took off from the snow ramp, the boarder flipped and span at the same time too much to even count, he landed perfectly )::..

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Ah dude that does it for me, straight up, no chat, the guy's got a ten."

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "The full marks? That guy should be proud of himself, one hell of a jump."

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "So is that all? We done, bro?"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "That's a rap, it's been a pleasure having you on the show, Rob"

..::( 'The Whole Damn Show' Rob Van Dam )::.. "Hey it's no problem, it's been an awesome experience, an extreme experience!"

..::( 'Extreme Sports Host' Larry )::.. "Join us again in half an hour folks, until then, stay... EXTREME!"

..::( RVD and Larry shook hands as they both stood from their seats, RVD kissed Jane on the cheek as the show faded out )::..

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