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Date Posted: 13:14:49 03/22/01 Thu
Author: Kevin Jackson
Subject: TNL presents it's very own NEVER-ENDING STORY!!!

Alright. I'd seen this done on OTHER message boards found elsewhere on the internet and I thought, to draw attention to this forum, I'd start up a never-ending story. This just might work, considering we're all very prone to rant with very little warning or reasoning. So here's the details: I'll start up the story by writing a paragraph. It'll be a mix of a rant, fiction, non-fiction, science fiction, memoir, and poetry. Next, somebody else will pick up right where I left off and write ANOTHER really weird paragraph or so. It's an even more demented sort of Senor Roboto!!!

Here we go!:

So, one day, Josh was riding his tricycle along the side of the Long Island Expressway. En route to Ted's house to see dearest Ethel, Josh realized he was being followed by a green fire hydrant. "Now," Josh thought aloud, much to the annoyance of Mr. Minky, "why exactly would a green fire hydrant be a-trailing after such an odd chap as myself? I lost my ties with the mob hours ago!!" He pedaled faster, trying not to look over his shoulder at his menacing stalker.
Josh replayed the events of the day in his head. "Hmmm..." he thought aloud again, "who'd have thought jamming one's gentials into a VCR would cause heightened sensitivity?! Certainly not I, for I just so happen to be a very odd chap, yes indeed!" At this point, Mr. Minky rolled his eyes, but nothing more. Certainly, the plush bear was devising a clever ploy to steal Josh's socks without removing his shoes, but the absent-minded teenager could care less. His primary concern was the green fire hydrant that noisily trailed the squeeky tricycle.
The day was hot, but not as hot as jell-o can be when left in a microwave for 3 seconds.
Josh muttered now, "If I can pedal like a pineapple on crack, I might be able to make it to Ethel before this uprooted cement beast captures my sexy, sexy self." Suddenly, it dawned on him: The oddly-colored fire hydrant was a perverted sort of symbolism... green = horniness, an equation Josh understood even better than a puma.
He quickened his pace as he came upon a bridge. Looking to his right, Josh's eyes widened at the sight of a slithering 30-foot drop to the street below. Suddenly, he saw a familiar figure coming towards him from the opposing side of the bridge. Mid-way across the span, Josh stopped his tricycle. To his right was that same thirty-foot drop. To his left was rush hour traffic. Behind him, the fire hydrant had stopped, mere feet from his tricycle's rear tires. In front of Josh was...

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