VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, [2] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 17:12:49 03/22/01 Thu
Author: TNL #2
Subject: Re: TNL presents it's very own NEVER-ENDING STORY!!!
In reply to: Kevin Jackson 's message, "TNL presents it's very own NEVER-ENDING STORY!!!" on 13:14:49 03/22/01 Thu

George W. Bush, now we all know how much josh dislikes politics almost as much as the squirrels screw outside the window, but Dubya was in fact his only hope. So he called over to the strange man, who was wearing no shirt but yet a tie, and said "Hey!", no responce. He began to pedal fast and yelled again "HEY!". again the texan stood there in as though he'd been watching a bad episode of Oprah. Josh suddenly screams

"HEY STUPID!"

finally catching his attention. Dubya suddenly picked up a straw and began firing spitballs upon the unsuspecting fire hydrant. The hydrant soon became carnivorus and attacked dubya, turning him into nothing more that a strange circus carnie folk rarity. Josh watched in horror while eatting his popcorn, with had real butter in it! not that crappy cranola oil sh*t! So josh fled full speed and stoped at a gas station where he and his pet unicorn sold their unicycle and bought a moped. They once again returned to the LIE and began a long journey towards the motherland. Suddenly they arrived to a bridge where a sphinx stood. The large cat said to them "you may only cross if you answer this riddle; What do you 9 monthes trying to get out of, and the rest of your life trying to get back in?" with that the unicorn immediatly said...

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.