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Date Posted: 22:55:19 07/17/02 Wed
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's message, "Re: Behind The Music: B2K and IMx The Aftermath and Downfall... (comedy story begins)" on 22:51:29 07/17/02 Wed
Batman Confessional: Yeah, so, we ain't that cool no more, but we still…um, friends in a way because we HAD a bond. We had some problems mainly MONEY problems and Rome he was the main one arguin about how him and his "brother" wasn't getting the share of the money right. I was like you need to sit yo' skinny ass down some where. Me and Chris ourselves did the money. I knew what I was doin'.
Romeo Confessional: Me and Druex was like real cool as far as friends. He was my little bro and I didn't have no little bro to look after because I was the youngest. Marq, he was just…
Batman Confessional: …money hungry. That's what Rome called me. He was just mad. He got the least amount because he ain't do shit. If you don't do shit then why you gon' get payed? Dumb. He ain't really pass tutor school she just let him pass. Ol' lazy eye ass...
Romeo Confessional: He always wanna talk about somebody, but he never discuss the fact HE had a problem with his hair line. Sho, busy tryna fix our hair, I regret lettin' him deal with my hair. He shoulda been doin' somethin' with HIS head. Them gorilla side burns.
LDB Confessional: Get the camera off of me. Did I say I was ready to talk to yall? Always in my shit. (gets up and walks off)
IMx before appearance on Soul Train with “Ain’t No Need” Performance
Backstage
Chris Stokes: Alright. We need to get together and do a quick prayer before you guys get ready to go on stage.
Batman: (yawns) I’m ‘bout to go get my make up done. I can’t get my make up done?
Chris Stokes: Make up! Why you didn’t go when the rest of the guys went?
Batman: Because I didn’t.
Chris Stokes: Well…you shoulda-
Batman: (yawns) Eh, you done? I still got to go (cellphone rings) (walks off) I’ll be back lata’
Chris Stokes thinking: He getting too big headed. It’s rubbing off on his brotha’.
Romeo: Eh Kel, you got a dollar I can borrow? I ain’t-
LDB: No. (turns the other direction in chair)
Romeo: I just saw you wit-
LDB: What you need it fa’?
Romeo: I’m ‘bout ta’ go buy me a soda.
LDB: Soda? When you going to get your hair done?
Romeo: I already did.
LDB: (mumbling) It don’t look like it. (speaks up) Naw dawg, you need to go get some food. Fa sho (laughs)
Romeo: I just ate fat boy.
LDB: Fat? You need some meat. Maybe that’s why yo’ eye be twitchin’ because you don’t eat. (laughs)
Romeo: Nigga please. Take a chill pill.
LDB: CHILL PILL! How white does that sound? (laughs)
Romeo: Look black bitch, you gon’ gimme a-
LDB: No. You don’t need no soda bef- (cellphone rings) Hello? (ignores Romeo)
Romeo: (laughs) I know you tryna’ ignore me nigga, but that’s coo. Big monkey boy. Monkey monkey…
LDB: Go somewhere. Before I beat you up again. Everybody beat you up.
Romeo: Try it again nigga. I’ll break yo-
LDB: Anyways…you done? I’m trying to talk on the phone while I got this hoe on hold.
Romeo: Whateva’. Have YOU gone to make up yet? It don’t look like. All them HEAT bumps (laughing walking off)
LDB thinking: Whateva’.
LDB: Hey girl what’s up?
Girl on the phone: Nothing. Um, where are you?
LDB: At Soul Train. I told you-
Girl on the phone: Point is you should be here.
LDB: No I shouldn’t. You ain’t my girl.
Girl on the phone: Then what am I?
LDB: You’re just…there. (laughs)
Girl on the phone: How is that?
LDB: Because you are. You ain’t my girlfriend though. Look, I gots ta’ go. Bye. (hangs up)
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