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Date Posted: 12:02:04 07/10/02 Wed
Author: Phae
Subject: Actually, I have a degree in underwater basket weaving.
In reply to: Seril 's message, "Kimono holes" on 11:55:00 07/10/02 Wed

And, no, not the same as underwater sewing. Seamstress and weaver degrees are slightly different, weaver being the more complicated of the two. And, the slits and plunging holes are strategically placed, so I BELIEVE it is meant to be this way ... I don't know though. I've stopped pulling and tugging on the garment and resigned myself to the fact that I'm just going to show off what the good Lord gave me .... my satin Victoria's secret thong ;)

And, yes, she gave me this gift at the time she presented you with the book entitled "The girl of my dreams is half fish: How to pick up and score with hot mermaids." So, how's the reading coming?

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[> [> [> If you need those holes sewed up... -- Shell, 12:20:37 07/10/02 Wed [1]

remember that I am also the castle seamstress. But I am sure you don't!

BTW, basketweaving is soooo much fun!


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[> [> [> [> holes a plenty -- Seril, 14:39:44 07/10/02 Wed [1]

I've never weaved a basket, I imagine it's about as thirlling as fist fighting a drunk bear. Just to let you know, that is extremely thrilling, and also very challenging, seeing as how if it hits you one you could die. We used to do that in the olden days when we were bored. I lost an arm once like that, but it grew back.

So, you're the castle seamtress, eh? Can you make me some clothes? I'm tired of wearing this potato sack I got from Ned the bum. I've also got a sweater, but I can't seem to get rid of that. Most of my other clothes seem to get wrecked or stolen by gnomes in my various adventures. Sure, some of them are made up, but I still wreck my clothes. Strange, isn't it? I know how to sew, but don't have a sewing machine handy, and my needle and thread sewing is not super neat. I made a stuffed animal once. It was a shark, but that was in 7th grade. I could use a cloak with a hood. I think a Sage should wear something like that instead of a potato sack. Seems to me a sage would have a little more credibility if he wasn't wearing a potato sack.


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[> [> [> [> [> well, what do you have in mind? -- Seam-mistress Shell, 15:20:00 07/10/02 Wed [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> [> something cool looking -- Seril, 15:38:16 07/10/02 Wed [1]

I'd like to get something cool looking. Like a large heavy cloak with a big hood. Not sure what color. Maybe purple or a dark blue. Maybe yellow. Might be a little too bright though. I'd also need a nifty belt to carry my sword. My official title might be sage, but even sages get swords. I dont need a kimono, I think I might look stupid in one, seeing as I'm male and all. And my fairy friend Razzly wants a hat. A big pointy hat. She says it will make her look cool. Now if only she granted wishes...

Let's see. I'll also need some bitchin' gloves and boots, as well as pants. Got to have pants. because, well if you're ever in an argument, pants always beats no pants. And maybe a nice shirt. Somthing that will clean easily if I spill ice cream or something on it.


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