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Subject: I am like a wingless pigeon...

Author:
caroleena

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Date Posted: 20:08:06 01/31/03 Fri

ok so this may not be the best thing in the world, but i did my best and its pretty good i think.

In honoring your birthday
I've tried to be creative
So written here's a poem for you
I hope that you dont hate it

Nini you are my best friend
And we all know you love ice
But what a lot of people don't know
Is that you're very very nice

Although you may stare and frown
And always get called mean
Everything you've ever said about others
Has been said with honesty

You don't judge to make people look bad
Or to make yourself look good
You say things as they are
But some egos wouldnt take it if they could

You have been with me through good times
And even bad times too
You loved the little kittens
Especially Chessie Poo

You are the "bestest" person ever
And I'm glad you liked my shoes
If it wasnt for those ugly things
I would have never talked to you

There would have been no Sid,
No England or Town Cats to go to
Or the idea that shopping carts have better uses
Than just for transporting food

Remember back in 8th grade
And going to Washington D.C.
And then Suzanne's party where we discovered
A horny little bee

On the plane to England,
On that there was much fun
And don't forget the train at yeovil
Where i hurt my "little" bum

You worship your drink Fanta
And devour each curly wurly
And always listen to me complain about
When guys act really girly

So now you are 18
And may visit clubs and smoke
Although you never would do either
Not even as a joke

You can also go get pierced,
Or if you like, tattooed
Just don't let me know because
I'll hate you if you do

And remember this important tip
Next time you go to date
Make sure the guy is 18 or older
If not, its statutary rape

With all of the conspiracies,
I'm surprised that we're still friends
But people are not smart enough
To bring us to an end

So even if you're engaged to Tim
And must move miles away
I won't mind and I will still be your friend
'Cuz Tim is most likely gay

You are to me a sister,
One which does not fight
A bosom buddy, an awesome pal
A heteromate for life

So probably by this point you really have to pee
So to end it as a great card once said,
Whitney, you're like a butt to me!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: I am like a wingless pigeon...	whit	23:00:15 01/31/03 Fri
Re: I am like a wingless pigeon... -- steve, 15:21:52 02/01/03 Sat Re: I am like a wingless pigeon... -- caroleena, 21:45:18 02/01/03 Sat Re: I am like a wingless pigeon... -- caroleena, 22:02:06 02/01/03 Sat Re: I am like a wingless pigeon... -- Ashlie, 10:35:51 02/02/03 Sun Re: I am like a wingless pigeon... -- steve, 14:05:11 02/02/03 Sun
Re: I am like a wingless pigeon...	Aaron	13:31:00 02/03/03 Mon